Borrowed from Jerry Seinfeld

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As long as I was hot, I guess I would "Go fuck myself!!!" lol

and then I suppose I would find out what life was like as a lesbian.

I'd be the biggest whore on TER, reasonable rates for the GFE

find out what the ideal amount of lube is, and how many encounters it takes for me to get unbearably raw down there.

The follow-up would be, how much recoup time does it take before I could do it all over again.

I would also ad "ka-ching" to my everyday lexicon.

I think I like the lesbian option better.  Would put my best foot forward and try to connect with lopaw.

I would offer introductory sessions starting at $500/hr non gfe. Dinner date $600 no intimacy included. Why so much you ask? Because I'm special and I'm worth it.

jerk-off, to see what all the fuss is about!! :-P

No way I'm sucking guys' cocks.

And tell the woman I woke up next to that I'm gay, so I still want some pussy.

Pee sitting down

Female orgasm has been a mystical mystery to me as women are built much more for sex than men.  I would want to try out all the new special places!

Go shopping

And see if I can find out why its a form of entertainment.

... is make an appointment with my ATF.  She's very, very bi.  Plus the look on her face would be priceless.  

to take care of my yeast infection, go to the gym and just hang out watching all the naked women.

Then go to a gay bar and pickup a hot lesbian and say do you want to go to the toy store, buy a 10" strap-on,and have at her.

double reply

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Get a blow job and

put my penis in a woman. I have always wondered what that would feel like. I asked a few past lovers and they said it feels warm and wet lol. I would love to have a date to feel warmness and wetness! A good blow job with ball licking will start off this magnificent evening!

Email my next two appointments and make sure they are still down with seeing me since I am now a woman. After that, go down to my nearest lesbian bar and see if I can get me some

Curious Poll!

...Get up walk to the bathroom & take a pee.

22 years old too.

With my new found balls. I've always wanted to know why guys love their balls being handled. I often wonder what part of the vaginas would be considered comparable to balance sacks.