to the Trump Cream Factory on Fifth Avenue in NYC and off you go. Describe the experience.

That's hysterical! ROTFLMAO!!

Women give hand jobs as casually as they did handshakes in the 20th century.  Prostitution is only found in backward countries and history books.

Pay taxes and regularly tested.Consenting adults shouldnt have worry about cops/jail....

Since The Trump Cream Factory charges 5k for the hour that's quite a gift card. Since all their ladies are reviewed at 10/10, I'll find the lady with the most interesting posts, and schedule her. We'll laugh about the old days when you could get laid for 500.

his Treasury Secretary, Dennis Huf. Experience at the Benny Ranch demonstrated that marks spend a lot more on plastic.

We should legalize it. It has been going on for thousands of years and will be going on for another thousand.  We should stop wasting valuable resources going after adults having fun.  Just focus on sex slavery.

I drop $20k and can't cum.  Just not as exciting as the VR sex I consume every night.

cause I'm dead....

if your estate is still open. Your executor can sign you / it up for a Bye Bye Birdie send off including a phantasy phallic coffin and 21-bun salute. Additional charges may apply if they have to exhume your body for this very special once-in-a-lifetime treat.