This month and on any other day please..

If the lady offers you a shower. Please take one..It really is a hint..........
It's one thing to refuse a shower, it is another thing to refuse the shower and while she is undressing you she sees a large quanity of skid marks in your undies.. EHEW! At least check for skid marks before hand and if you find them. Please remove your undies and fly commando. It is very freeing and then take her up on the shower.!

Having said this. Please do not complain when you only  get the sensual rub and a complimentry hand release.... what more can you expect.. and yes. You owe me for the very LONG hour!

If you are lucky enough to get through my screening and get an appointment with me and then Show up, but bail out the door as soon as you walk in? using  the excuse of you forgot something in your car but drive away. I am going to call and ask why and what happened because I want to know.. Then you never reply. Ok, you were nevous. I can deal with that. Then you book 3 weeks later and no show. My thoughts are, you are done! It's best if you don't use me as a reference.

But then you have the balls to text me, " Hey, can you see me today at 2, I have some cool handcuffs and toys. Id like to play bondage games with you"

I am going to laugh out loud at you..........and then tell everyone I know... Here is my example.

Really? Do you really think I am going to waste my time again on you and or let you tie me up.. YOu have proven to be a bit shady already.. Yes, I asked him the question. Do you really think I am going to see you and or let you do that to me? His answer. I will let you tie me up and berate me for being bad"

My laugh for the day.. Thanks but no thanks!

It's never a dull day in my world................................

So funny!  I can't stand time wasters and then just don't understand why a guy would expect me to still want to see him after he's flaked on me and wasted my time in the past?  I make a note of it when guys flake on me without any courtesy calls or apologies, and it's funny because a week or two later they will call and call and call and act confused or surprised when I don't want to answer their calls...  I have a very LOW tolerance for time wasters... I am always respectful, reliable, and on time with my clients, and expect the same in return!

Deya

Needed to be said, thank you.

the lady has a right to piss n moan all she wants

Go Fuck YOURSELF!

There are just as many moronic men as there are bitchy women

Hey, some of the dudes might be plumbers in the sanitation department. Wow, u need to write a book. Shit stains? Really? Damn, I thought kids were shit stain undies. But men? Wow. Shit, I never wear undies, only silky shorts.

Fuck, I shower before I show up and shower when I show up. I bet that sensual rub was long, hey, at least its called "sensual" to make them fell better. Man, I don't know how you girls do it. I can't barely stand the idiots at my work. I'll flip off on those mother fuckers at work. If I see my co-workers have shit stain undies, I'll fucking throw him out the window.

That dude you are dealing with, he's called a manbitchgina. Not mangina, but manbitchgina, there seems to be many of them in this modern age. What a prick. He seriously thought he was gonna get to book with you again. What a tart.

You know what? You should have. He did mentioned handcuff and toys. You should have handcuff his hands to the bed and fucked him with a strap on. Make him your bitch next time he sets up an appointment.

So you decide to come here and rant. From a marketing standpoint, you a major fail. Just draw more attention to it and your transparency.  

Maybe you should get those sticks and stones out of your ass.

You condescending .....

Upgrade your clientele to those who know how to wipe their ass, take  regular showers, etc. Enough is enough. If your clients don't practice good hiegene and you are getting them regularly then there is something wrong with you.

Get it. Enough with this shit.

Why thank you..
This client for your info is an Attorney and has several high end OK's on other boards, I have also seen him many times. I am picky and do not see just anyone. I make it my goal to see repeat clients and maintain long term arrangemnts.

Client Number two. I had obviously never meet but he also, has Two oks from girls who have been in the area and business for awhile and have decent reputations.

I find it interesting that you are so offended.?
I made the best of a situation and handled both with grace and was able to laugh with and at both situations. I don't view that as moaning. Maybe condescenting? but, How often do we ladies here the gentlemen and I have no doubt you are one of them bitch and moan about this that or the other..

I made some humor out of it and for those gentlemen. Maybe like yourself, It was a hint that you should pay attention to your underwear...

If this is really all you have to bitch about. You really should count your blessings and then find yourself a life.. Gesh. If you don't like me or what I post that is ok too.

Sending you warm fuzzy vibes and hope that you pull that stick out of your ass....

Jessica...

I have the right to tell her and you to go fuck yourself. Do you even know how many times this same subject has been posted? Of course you don't.

You are busy kissing ass.

Idiot

Profession and education does not equate to higiene, personal grooming or class.

As they say " A pig is pig", doesn't matter what you do. Like wise a person who has self respect will practice good personal grooming. You don't all the $ in the world.

with a stick up his ass.. This is my last dialogue with you..
Relax dude and breathe.. I am not sure what your problem is but it is rather obvious to me and many others that you are angry and  you should try to  relax...

If you just want to bitch and complain. That's ok. Get it all out of your system. we all have bad days. Some of us are just born assholes.. I know you can't help it..

Happy Holidays..

Thank you for kissing my ass. ( LOL)

I would kiss yours anyday....

Don't give a shit about what others say either. The one with stick up the ass is you. You have posted this. numerous times so what is the fucking point of repeating the same over and over. Apparently you have problem with your clients and instead of dealing with them, you bloviate here. It hasn't changed anyone so why?

As far as not communicating, I am going to loose sleep, you think?

... I usually show up with a whole load in my pants.  And when the lady touches my pee-pee I usually run crying and screaming from the room that I'm gonna tell my momma.  And then I call later and ask the girl if she can cover herself in Saran wrap and sing Bing Crosby tunes for me next time while I give myself a gasoline enema.  It's just my thing you know.  Different strokes for different folks.

I love fucked up humor.  Keep it coming.