Be thankful, Ladies, that men you see are not (all?) like this.

Recently discovered monitor lizard in the Philippines is 6 feet and has a double penis - one of which is barbed.

I think it would be wonderful to drop anchor and hold myself in for a while

As long as it's a man, not a lizard. A little pervy, but everyone likes a little change now and then. LOL

Good Lord lose the damn barb....and personally, one is more than enough.

Presumably, if it were human, there would be no barb. Ouch!

That thing is as long as I am tall!!

Welcome to the nasty world outside of the newbie board!

You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave!'

Yeesh!   How badly do you have to piss off the Boss to draw Whale Penis Cleaning Duty!  *LOL*

Tallahassee, FL here I come !

Pretty Damn Close!!!!