Well when I get drunk I have serious problem with walking to bathroom and keeping the carpets clean! Running out and breaking shit? That has to be a joke!
The only time that I was drunk off my ass and was able to beat the zombies in my back yard with a baseball bat was when I had some of that soup with my beer!
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