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Overuse of the word Cum in Provider Ads.........
Ridgetucky 2 Reviews 879 reads
posted
1 / 22
Overuse of the word Cum in Provider Ads.........

Don't know about you.  Well I do know about you - I mean after all you are on a fuck board.

Anyways, is it just me or does the term "Cum" in Providers' advertising seem over the top and frankly cheesy.

For example

* Cum see me.

* Cum to my incall

* Cum have a good time

Really, I think most guys get it.  You are selling pussy which results in cumming (See what I just did there:)

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P.S.  Do you plan to go out Leroy Jenkins style?  WTF is Leroy Jenkins you ask!   Google it.  But here is how I plan my LAST Hobby date.  3 or 4 Providers.  Nice steak dinner to set the mood.  Golden showers all around.  Cum swapping.  Body writing.  Spit party.  Then top it all off with anal/gaping while inserting my tongue way up each Providers third input!!!!!!

weipeikei See my TER Reviews 551 reads
posted
2 / 22
I think the word 'baby' is highly overused, IMHO. (e)


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HookerWithAHeartOfTinFoil 344 reads
posted
3 / 22
Sorry- a lot of us don't spend 40 hours a week playing World Of Warcraft in our parent's basement.


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escalade1964 65 Reviews 482 reads
posted
4 / 22
I think its HOT

Kind of shows she has a "dirty" side.

The ads that just state the facts are fine also as long as  
at the end of our date, they too make me Cum.

HookerWithAHeartOfTinFoil 500 reads
posted
5 / 22
I prefer when ads contain the terms "splooge," "jizz," "man seed," and "baby batter."

Language like that indicates that the lady enjoys "cuddling" and "holding hands."

RIGHT, escalade1964?

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 505 reads
posted
6 / 22
Must agree for once. Sounds too desperate. E.


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inicky46 61 Reviews 568 reads
posted
7 / 22
I prefer the more refined girls, who refer to it as "Gentleman's Relish." (eom)


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inicky46 61 Reviews 508 reads
posted
8 / 22
But in your ad it would be "C*m" (eom)


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London Rayne See my TER Reviews 578 reads
posted
9 / 22
LOL...I could spell that out. CUM bwahahhaa. E.


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inicky46 61 Reviews 549 reads
posted
10 / 22
Impressive! Now please give us "London's Rules of Board Comportment."

Cum is OK but P*ssy and F*ck are not.  What's the "logic" here.  Please give us a list of words that must be asterisked and why.

Senator.Blutarsky 512 reads
posted
11 / 22
Damn you... I just spilled my morning coffee because I was laughing so hard...eom


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mrfisher 115 Reviews 526 reads
posted
12 / 22
This raises an interesting question:...

When and why did the perfectly good and descriptive word "come" morph into "cum"?

And why do people use the word "cum" in situations that have nothing to do with ejaculating, or semen?  For example I can see the usage when one says:  "Cum on my face.", but why do we use "cum" instead of "come" in a sentence like:  I'd love you to come and see me?

Any hobby/sex word origin sleuths out there?

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 527 reads
posted
13 / 22
All pink parts, male parts, and the F word. E.


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inicky46 61 Reviews 513 reads
posted
14 / 22
You lie!

You spelled out "vagina" in the thread above!  Have you no standards whatsoever?  Fucking Hooktard!  LMAO!

-- Modified on 8/10/2013 9:21:02 AM

inicky46 61 Reviews 502 reads
posted
15 / 22
I have noticed this as well. Conan's approved useage is as follows.

The word "cum" is only to be used as a noun to describe what "Top Gear's" Jeremy Clarkson calls "Gentleman's Relish."  A/K/A: splooge, jizz, baby batter, man mustard, etc.
The word "come" is a verb, viz. "I came all over her tits."  Or, "I want to come on your tits."
For example, here, courtesy of Conan, is a sentence using both words correctly.
"I told her I wanted to come on her tits and she said, 'Yeah, baby, shoot that cum on them now!'"
Conan The Grammarian and The Cunning Linguist hope this elucidates the matter for all.  And they thank mrfisher (a/k/a mrfister, mrfissure, mrpischer, mrflasher) for the opportunity.

inicky46 61 Reviews 534 reads
posted
16 / 22
Also, what about euphemisms for "male parts."

If I must spell "c*ck" this way, must I also do so for variations such as "goo bazooka" and "custard cannon?"  Please clarify at your earliest opportunity.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 477 reads
posted
17 / 22
I thank you for that brief explanation, and all the new aliases....

See my post above about another proper use of the word "cum".

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 449 reads
posted
18 / 22
Ok, but that's the technical/medical term for it lol.

I bleep out P*ssy and C*nt bwahahaha.

inicky46 61 Reviews 522 reads
posted
19 / 22
Yes, The Cunning Linguist was aware of the Latin usage for "cum."

synonymous with "together with" or "plus."  As in,  "mrfisher is a whoremonger cum bon vivant."  Further, "mrfisher, the whoremonger cum bon vivant, asked his partner where she would like him to come.  She replied, 'I want your cum on my face.'"
That would seem to en-"cum"-pass it all!

69EType 958 reads
posted
20 / 22
Where did "splooge" come from?

It sounds like an Olympic sport.

"At the top of tonight's sports news, team Germany brought home a gold medal in the 4-man Splooge competition at the Moscow winter Olympics."

"Jizz" sounds like a bar term. "I'll have a jizz and bourbon, please.

escalade1964 65 Reviews 508 reads
posted
21 / 22
Re: I prefer when ads contain the terms "splooge," "jizz," "man seed," and "baby batter."

LOL

"Cuddling" and "Hand Holding" should be used much more in ads as well as put on menus / services

mrfisher 115 Reviews 700 reads
posted
22 / 22
The cunning Linquist should be renamed the Cumming Linguist. 8o) eom


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