But you are indeed that guy LOL
Posted By: Stogiemanedu
Ode To JLS with apologies to Ted Geisel
There once was a provider by the name of Julia Jones..
She made a great living by playing with bones..
She livened boards with her charm and her wit..
While all of the boys wanted to just taste her clit..
Seeing her pictures in swimsuit, how fit...
I offered my face as place for to sit..
I hope to someday vist this lass...
To smooch and to spank that nice, round, firm ass..
No poetic pride here , others please feel free to add.
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
JLS, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
I only boned you because I was p*ssed.
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Go to hell."
Roses are red
violets are blue.
But roses are wilting
And violets are dead
My wallet is empty
and so is your head
Citations: modified from other anonymous poems
ALWAYS BALANCE THE SHILL!
Posted By: Stogiemanedu
Ode To JLS with apologies to Ted Geisel
There once was a provider by the name of Julia Jones..
She made a great living by playing with bones..
She livened boards with her charm and her wit..
While all of the boys wanted to just taste her clit..
Seeing her pictures in swimsuit, how fit...
I offered my face as place for to sit..
I hope to someday vist this lass...
To smooch and to spank that nice, round, firm ass..
No poetic pride here , others please feel free to add.
-- Modified on 2/11/2014 4:26:05 PM
Posted By: Stogiemanedu
Ode To JLS with apologies to Ted Geisel
There once was a provider by the name of Julia Jones..
She made a great living by playing with bones..
She livened boards with her charm and her wit..
While all of the boys wanted to just taste her clit..
Seeing her pictures in swimsuit, how fit...
I offered my face as place for to sit..
I hope to someday vist this lass...
To smooch and to spank that nice, round, firm ass..
No poetic pride here , others please feel free to add.
