Well it's been discussed what the proper etiquette should be.  Wether ugly, or fugly, or, black and green people are accepted.  Now I know the charm is all in the dollar signs.  So do providers enjoy athletic men much more than the slobs and sticks? LOL

I don't expect Mr. Client to be athletic, matter of fact, it's a nice shock when he is. (As posted above, I agree, I'll take both clean & nice over a smelly asshole any day of the week...)

Majority of guys with ripping muscles are not interested in woman. May be the reason you are not seeing many requests for trysts!

Curly at least it was you and not rod , garlic I can deal with fried chicken I can't ...you know it was a joke rod , now pass the watermelon ! LOL......

He has been busy since USPS delivered him my gift...

Yes.. That garlic was me.. And I read your review of Devin.. You liked her pretty well.. Up and down and sideways...

So you do like guys with muscles?

All other things being equal, I'd prefer the athletic man....but all other things are not usually equal. I care more about how it feels to spend time with him, than what he looks like.

for as long as he has?  I agree he deserves the lifetime trophy.  Gotta give others a chance too.  roflmao

I hear Ben & Jerry's has created a ice cream flavor as well.

Yes.. They always call me for cuddling sessions when Nick is in CR with GaG (e)

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were sown within a lighthearted question on a fuck board. LOL

love an honest personal opinion!  LOL  

I automatically assume that any man in good physical shape is as gay as a show tune. A love of musicals is a dead-give-away. Just look at CPA...all verklempt! about Le Mis.  

I like you already

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Where did I brag about seeing lot of gals? Yes, I have said I have seen 100s of women, but the context is that I have been on TER for 10 yrs and been hobbying 3 yrs before it.

do the hookers love those fuckers?

my bet is his dick is smaller than my thumb and, either he suffers from PE or can't quite get there at all.

I saw it about 35 years ago and I think I fell asleep then.

I'm not  LOL

Didn't have any interest in seeing it however.

otherwise we might have to throw the whole theory out.  

But I guess it's more likely to throw another stereotype out the window.

I'm OK with talking to them on the phone...but God forbid they want to come to my office...and shit, what if they want to shake my hand or something.

All decisions are automagically reviewed, globally, to ensure they adhere to the gay agenda.

How's his dick game and DATY skills? Am I right, ladies?

There is such a thing as TOO much*!
(* Implying you aren't a TOO MUCH is never enough person.)

I'm paying for the gig.

I wasn't aware that I was. ~ You assume much.
I don't act preferential in my dates, booking, or service, barring hygiene. (Hygiene is def a YMMV deal breaker.)

Every girl enjoys looking at nice body

But at the end of the day it really doesn't matter !!! It's not like we're going to get married lol unless your net worth is 8 figures then that's a different story but  yes I love a strong fit man ahhhh.... so sexy  
Wish Channing Tatum would email me  
Xoxo kayden

we've been getting a lot of heat from that french fella......Michelle Bachmann?...about all of the recruitment we've been doing over to the 'lifestyle'.  

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I am trying to establish a brand of myself here....I am tired of living in The Cuddler's shadows...I am tired of being  McMahon. I want to be Carson myself...

Nothing wrong with a man who takes care of himself healthwise. I like to call it a lil 'bonus'. But most definitely not necessary to have a good time by any means. Most of my best times have had nothing to do with the bod/age or anything physical....the mind and the heart go a long way for sure over any of that even in this world. Now, put the mind, the heart, and the bod together...this chica's in T-R-O-U-B-L-E lol like Foxy.  

'One day more' and get some audience participation it'll be more accepted.

penis' don't exist LOL. I'm not a fan of the sport personally. It literally 'consumes' their lives. Dated one...once. That was all I needed. And he was all natural. 24 hours a day. Ridiculous.

If I were him, I would be mad at myself..... For being this thick....

Of course we providers hate it when a hot muscled stud call for appointments.

OH MY GAWD :3

Note, I am bald and fat, but thrilling in all other ways!

There is much to be said about the man who makes you feel GOOD and not much excuse for the man who makes you feel BAD.

This is a recurring theme in what ladies are talking about on here, and it's not something I had not really thought about. Now, I'm new, so I haven't experienced much yet (except maybe a little smegma), but is bad hygiene something I'm going to be dealing with a lot? Or, is it rare to get a stinky, dirty guy? I don't mind food smells or cigarette breath, but do guys really not bathe before they plan to have sex? Does it really happen that much? What do you do then when you discover his bad hygiene? "Let's go play in the shower, darling"? What if he doesn't want to play in the shower, darling?  Thanks!!

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In fact, on the P&R board a while back I used The Cuddler to send an obnoxious poster called Laffy into a complete melt-down that caused the board to be moderated to this day.  It is one of my finest accomplishments here.  So please!

I think he's mad at me.  
He thinks I don't wuv him.

I respond "Hello... but my name isn't Gene."  

energy to handle the hour....well not the whole hour at high speed, I like to tease for a bit.
The more positive the person the more openminded they seem to be & we can have alot of fun.
Honestly, I've had a cpl been about 2yrs ago who were just horrible experiences. One was just, I dnt like being mean but the dude was hideous & his personality sucked, it was a real bring me down time, nothing was going to make him smile- all the while he tried to make me feel like I wasn't up to his league. 3mths later he writes a negative review, not hard to figure out who he was.
I just like men, all shapes & sizes--- variety...there's been a cpl who were so impressed with their own 6packs that they seemed to be more into their bodies & how their bodies were performing than into actually feeling or experiencing something, it seemed like they were on-impress mode.