Just one driver with a boner ...

I was made fun of by the boys (but fuck 'em).  My fantasy is to have an RV and have drive to every single state and have at least one lay in each state. May be out call to my luxury RV or incall. Doesn't matter.  

Too bad I have to work for living, and retirement is at least 30 some yrs away (in traditional sense), or I'd be gone for a couple of yrs.