Ft Wayne vs Chicago in Roller Derby
Yeah, that's right
Its the Derby Girls Bomb Squad versus the Windy City Rollers
Saturday, Feb 24th
1909 South Laramie in Chicago
$15 at the door
This is a fist fuck on wheels
Of course, if you rather watch a bunch of overpaid men prance around for their celebrity endorsement contracts, by all means dip your chips in warm Velvetta this Sunday.

We object to your use of the copyrighted term "Super Bowl".  Only the NFL and authorized sponsors (those that pay us "big bucks", can use that phrase for adtising purposes.  Either pay us $20,000, or cease and desist using the NFL, and our great game to promote your activities.

BTW, we'll take 100 tickets and have loads of cash to sponsor an exclusive post game party.

Make sure you mention it's a fistfuck on wheels, she'll appreciate that.

xo Lisa