I'm still laughing

The village elder has confiscated this strange object to explore further "scientific" and "medicinal" uses.
He has informed us not to be alarmed if strange noises - grunts and groans, are coming from his house.  He says do not be concerned as it is all part of his study.

"the study confirmed that women tend to be more flexible than men in their sexual orientation, with women in the study being nearly three times more likely than men to experience a change in their orientation during the study."

Assuming that I could "test" the female subjects for signs of same gender attraction

I like the way you think