who would you like to see in one of these(see link)? Seriously, there must be someone amungst the lot whom you would love to see REFRAIN from spawning.
Your solution might be counterproductive since I don't think they can post and beat their meat at the same time (especially those holding a drink in their other hand). So preventing them from their special "me time" just adds to the time they spend at the keyboard.
I spilled vodka all over my fuckin' keyboard! And I wasn't even jerking off! PS: I really like the model called the Prince Albert. Does it come in a can?
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