10. A moderator (who shall go unnamed) begged me to start again so that threatenind email will stop.

9. My boss was wondering why I respond to office email with witty sarcasms.

8. Don't want to do anything to spoil my chances of being asked to be on the Jerry Springer Show.

7. An angel named Clarence showed me what the world would be like if I don't post anymore.

6. Plan to use extra time afforded while not posting by engaging in profitable "stuff envelopes at home" scheme went terribly awry.

5.  Ego; yes ego.

4.  I forgot what the whole fuss was about.

3.  Talks with Rupert Murdoch to form a rival board broke down.

2. Check from TBD to pay me off for not posting on TER bounced.

And the number one reason why I am posting again:

All of you.

(Don't anyone respond with:  "Who the f*uck is Mr. Fisher!)

Boring...

eom

Haha couldn't resist

Welcome back. You were missed. (But I'm working on my aim)

So sorry I'm going to miss you in Boston next month!  What are the chances of you being in Denver at the same time I'm in Boston?  Darn it!  This only happens to me when I travel.

Oh, your place at Denny's was reserved, but don't count on gettin the Grand Slam until you prove that you're back...

(eom)

was that you watching me and Bev at Denny's a couple of weeks ago?

Why didn't you say hello?

eom

I generally read and post when I get into the office early, then around lunch, then just before I go home, then in the evening before bed.

Bev Fisher and I have a long distance (Denver - Boston), open, SO relationship.

We write each day and trade our most intimate secrets and miss each other dearly when we're apart.  We travel to each other about every two months or so.

eom

sex always cost you.

No way around in this life.

We have a sugar daddy/sugar momma type of thing.

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eom

I wish I had your ability to inject witty humor into any discussion. I'm not a very good writer, but I certainly learn from guys like you.

Just kidding! Great to have you back!  Please try to behave yourself this time!(lol)

I did much sitting practice on theme of not shilling.

and she up, then who knows?

I hope not.

reading works by the satirical humorist of the last century, especially S. J. Perelman.  You'll have to find them in a library now.

I owe what wit I have to their machinations.