I was walking into a restaurant tonight for dinner and all of a sudden got the urge, a real strong urge. At that moment, I wished I had the phone # of a guy who I could call for an emergency session for my pleasure, one in which I perhaps get a few $$ but perhaps not reg rates as it might be a quick fix at my request. Unfortunately, because most of my clients are married, I don't usually make the unsolicited calls just out of respect for their privacy and well, I'd just feel a little funny calling and saying "Excuse me, I saw you last month, could you come over now, save $100, plaster a big smile on my face and then leave." When these moods strike, I wish I had my own black book of "It's okay to call me short notice Heather. I'd spot ya a few and well, take care of bness.

I guess I'm a little shy when it comes down to this and I just don't want the guy to think I'm short on green when I might actually have mid-day summer needs.

HB

Let's make sure I have this right:

(1) I have an "urge," call a provider, pay full freight, satisfy my urge, get my high and hit the road.

(2) Provider has an "urge," calls me up, I pay provider say... half price, satisfy her urge, and get kicked to the curb.

OK.  I'm going to consult with my buddy JD on this one and vacillate on this quandry.  I'll get back to you in a bit.....

EE

you should call "him" and tell him you'll give him a discount for next time because he's doing the pleasing this time.  I'm sure whoever it is would make sure you are pleasured if they get a discount!!

My 2 cents,   2srk

If you have the urge for the big O why would you charge a client to give it to you?  Why not just play to be playing?

We all get in the mood for a little action.  Sometimes there is someone around to satisfy it and sometimes it is a solo session.  If you absolutely don't want to wait until your next appt and you don't have a boyfriend (who needs that headache, lol) then call up a client who you are friends with and offer it on you.  That way like EE said when he gets kicked to the curb afterwards he isn't out any $.

Have fun,
Kelli

Well, after consulting with Jack Daniels, not once, but twice just to see if being inebriated would provide me with a different perspective on your view...

Your concern is that you're afraid that it will look like you're short of cash.  What?!  I am going to have to pay you to cover your booty call!  Talk about DOUBLE FUCKIN' STANDARD!!!  Literally...

"Excuse me, I am soooo horny and I want you to fuck me, but you have to pay me for the privledge of fucking me."  Do you know how silly that sounds?  But hey, I am sure they will be lining up and taking a number.  Nothing surprises me.

As for me, there's this nice little Jewish girl down the street that sells cigars..........

EE

Your schedule, your buck.

Unbelieveable....I cannot say any more without being downright nasty.

LookyLooky

Luckily, I found a hand with my name on it.

My Dear HB,
Now what's so wrong with you calling a Male Provider? Although I am a Hetero-Tantric Provider, I do crossover therapy for those Ladies who just have to have the Big O. Now even though my rates are extremely high compared to the female providers average mean, I would definately consider giving someone as beautiful as you a major discount, and if the timing and attitude were right, might even provide your pleasures for a favor...or two....Now the question is...do I waite for you to call me...?...or do I call you? Mmmmmmm. Well anything could happen anytime! Life is Good! So enjoy all it has to offer everyday. Giving pleasure is as beautiful a thing as anything else on the planet or in the heavens. And the personal satisfaction is tremendous. Well I don't hear my phone ringing yet... , so maybe I'll call you HB. TTFN! oem DateAMan

Heather,

I'm a little shy too......about $300 shy.

Talk about a double standard?  Why shouldn't YOU have to pay for your sexual satisfaction like anyone else?  You actually think you're doing someone a favor with your absurd proposal?  Gimme a break.

Hi Heather,

A lot of my clients are into pleasing their partner so when I feel that urge coming on I wait and pray for the phone to ring!  If I get a call for an appt... poor guy... he doesn't know what hit him in a good kinda way  It makes the session all the better!  If I don't get the call then out come the toys (let's see which toy should I have fun with tonight... hehe!)

If you happen to be out while the urge hits then you should carry a pocket rocket in your purse... I love mine so much that I keep forgetting to put it back in my purse!  If anyone has another to donate.... And now they come in many COOL colors!

Think I'm feeling a little playful now!  

XXXOOO Ashley

PS:  If you see a blond weaving down the freeway... blame it on the pocket rocket!

As for my 2 cents, I think Heather is just laughing and wanting to get our gander and $$$$. I wouldn't see her and I agree with EE.

On with our mission men. Heather can borrow SA's pocket rocket.

rr

Heather,

After reading your post, I figured you were going to get flamed.  However, the same itch/urge your talking about, is why all of us in this hobby, fork out the bucks for.  I think someone as pretty as you, doesn't need to wait for the phone to ring, if your really in the mood, you can walk into any bar in this city and get a guy to home with you, or to a motel or the back seat of a car, whatever suits your fancy.  

Should have left the $$$'s out of it, that's going to always be a sore subject in this forum, coming from a provider, wanting basically the same thing we do.

- Elsid

I don't see anything wrong with a client knowing you're short on cash.  It is the perfect opportunity for a client to save some money and for the provider to make some.  Same service, discounted rate....hey whats wrong with that?

Play nice,
Kelli

Rosie Palm and Co.

What is the appropriate pet name for women anyways?

LookyLooky

see also-

why do professional athletes charge for autographs?

It's amazing how far into greed capitalistic conditioning takes us.

I agree with you completely- what happened to fun for fun sake???

Heather,

If I got a call from a regular provider that was in "need" and offered a discount, I would be flattered for the call and be right over. This is a win - win situation. You get what you need and I get what I always need at a better rate (plus a little ego kick from the call). What's the problem?

well for what I know... and not much now with a bad case of the hiccops... can be like a headache!  A really bad case!  Does anyone know how to cure this... tried the glass upside down and it didn't work!  Taking me forever to write this and lost my train of thought!

I don't think heather means any harm... I love my pocket rocket and maybe after some M@M and my pocket rocket I may be cured of me hiccups.... boy they are bad... even in the way of typing!

Please help with these hiccups!!!!!!!!

Hope I can sleep tonight!  Sweet dreams to everyone!

XXXOOO Ash .... please excuse the typos... hiccops!  one after another!  I hate these... who invented them anyway... ver unproductive!  I would rather be giving BBBJ even on the freeway... I love that!  Just go away H!  I don't like you!  But I like everyone else!

ok... now with the pesty hiccops gone... My pocket rocket is mine... but I like to share(totally bi here)!  I think that Heather likes to start conversation... so let's just leave it at that... she can masterbate in a public bathroom if she gets that urge!  That's a thought... how about masterbating anywhere?  I have masterbated in some of those places!  Any public place.... that's a turn on!

End of story... but use your imagination!

XXXOOO Ashley

Who are you?  never seen you post before!

You have made a lot of sense!   I liked your post!  There are many proviers that could walk into a bar and get layed... but being apart  of this biz... me speaking I don't walk into bars to get layed... I just want to have a good time...pool... darts (suck at darts)... listen to the band... stuff like that.  I enjoy the guys that come to see me!  Boy I am boring!  but do enjoy a good game of pool (can be a shark at times)!

XXXOOO Ashley



-- Modified on 6/30/2001 9:59:47 PM

Email me privately. I'm taking it on July 5th, 1pm. My place.

Coming in late on the discussion, but I had a provider/friend (now former) with whom I had an arrangement.  If I called, I payed.  If she called, we played, no pay.  Worked great until we "drifted apart."

My suggestion would be either finding the guy with whom you want that sort of deal or, if money is still an issue (i.e. the urge for the booty call isn't serious enough to overcome the desire for cash, too), then find a guy (or two) willing to be your discount-beck-and-call boy.  But work it out ahead of time with someone you know well.   I tend to agree with the guy who saw it as a win-win, but surely do understand those who would interpret it otherwise.

Dat's all!

DVB

Hey Ashley!

I got balls, wanna play? But please, don't break or scratch and make sure you use some chalk before you grab my cue...