Write Review
2,069,185 Total Reviews 4,075 New Reviews
17,107 Users Online

TER General Board

"Book with confidence" eom
edinathens 73 reads
posted


END OF MESSAGE

27242603 reads

Reading the reviews is as entertaining as informative.  Do you have a favorite expression or phrase? Here are some of mine in no particular order:

Bolt ons
Man Mades (MM)
Pound Town
Left a deposit in the bag
Slipped on the hat

What's yours?

ReplyQuoteReport
QueenBia71 reads

Treat her nice.

ReplyQuoteReport
holystonethedeck65 reads

THAT is the one that is most absurd.  

 
Treating ladies "right" should be standard procedure at all times.

ReplyQuoteReport
Dr90172 reads

Funny thread.  I like..
Baby damage
MSOG
the first cup

ReplyQuoteReport
mr5mike80 reads

"Fun bags"

ReplyQuoteReport
272478 reads

Yes! As if we wouldn't? Or a tacit admission that men are terrible and treat women poorly? lol

ReplyQuoteReport
cks17577 reads

ReplyQuoteReport
helixir72 reads

Honorable mention:
She got me dangerously close

ReplyQuoteReport
STOLGUY72 reads

I don't really have a repertoire of "go-to" phrases, however I could have used the "slipped on the hat" while exiting the bathroom of a popular woman one time.

ReplyQuoteReport
vigerous69 reads

Must've been a C-org. 😂

ReplyQuoteReport
holystonethedeck69 reads

I think they're all pretty stupid and try not to use any of them. They all get really old after a while.

ReplyQuoteReport
team_rocket_qwerty78 reads

Agreed. I even made a post in kgirl forum showing how useless and anti-monger euphemisms really are... as they serve no purpose other than obfuscate info for fellow mongers and make worse experiences appear better via sugar-coating.

ReplyQuoteReport
hljockey63 reads

They all get old after a while,  euphemisms or not.  

We did this, and then we did that,  and then we proceeded to do this until ... choose your euphemism.

ReplyQuoteReport
mrfisher78 reads

but it was my favorite:

 
Going to Italy - meaning fucking a gal's butt crack.   So called because it is next to Greece.

ReplyQuoteReport
impposter103 reads

Not from Reviews, but isn't there an old expression,

Posted By: mrfisher
Re: You don't hear this one much any more...
but it was my favorite:  

 Going to Italy - meaning fucking a gal's butt crack.   So called because it is next to Greece.

"When in Rome, do as the Greeks do."?

ReplyQuoteReport
DrZoology79 reads

aka ' Hot Dogging'.  

Great way to cum btw.

ReplyQuoteReport
DrZoology83 reads

These always make me giggle:

Man Gravy
A Blowie
Corn hole
Dirty Girl
Licked my bunghole
Slobbed on/polished my knob
Broke my dick

ReplyQuoteReport
DrZoology76 reads

Plowing pussy

ReplyQuoteReport
BigPapasan71 reads

titty-fucking is called "Russian.  The women of those respective countries have the larger butts and boobs which are conducive for a man to jerk himself off.

 
And then there's "French"...

ReplyQuoteReport
davincib174 reads

ReplyQuoteReport
J0e_Fella79 reads

She had 3 O's soaking wet during DATY. The main event comes she then puts on a hat and lube.

 
Run, don't walk.

 
2-call system.

ReplyQuoteReport
coeur-de-lion80 reads

I like "aftermarket upgrades" even though it sounds like special rims on a customized car.  

 
The one I use that I like is, "Go see her, you'll thank me later."  Not every girl gets this, only the top 10-20%.  

ReplyQuoteReport
36363jensen80 reads

Goes with the spinners (wheels that is ;-) )

ReplyQuoteReport
BennieJett72 reads

I used to read a lot of tuner car magazines (I had a Honda S2000 for a while) where they would interview sexy car show models. To ask the girls if they had had breast implants, they would say "original equipment of aftermarket modified?", out of the blue, without explaining anything more.  You could hear the pause while you read the article, while the girl worked out what this meant.  You could also see her smile when the meaning of the question dawned on her.  Then she'd say, "no, they came standard" or "this was a custom job" or some other car joke.  If cars were not a metaphor for girls there would be no rock and roll.

ReplyQuoteReport
inicky4685 reads

ReplyQuoteReport
yesyes3673 reads

...YMMV
"...I'm a Magnum guy, so..."
"baby batter"

ReplyQuoteReport
Steve_Trevor84 reads

(for the 34th time in the guy’s reviews).

Bonus:  “She swallowed all of it like a champ.”

ReplyQuoteReport
coeur-de-lion76 reads

My ATF retired 7 years ago, but she is still my ATF.  

 
" . . . .Like a champ" doesn't make any sense to me.  Are there cum-swallowing contests that are like hot dog and pie-eating competitions where they choose a champion?  If so, where are they advertised?   Lol

 
The Nathans hot-dog eating contest is today in Coney Island.  The winner gets $10,000 and a championship belt akin to those of the WWF.  I know some providers that would show up and swallow a half-gallon of jizz for a chance at that kind of money.  Lol

ReplyQuoteReport
272470 reads

Would be interesting to know how many "cups" guys need to "empty" in an actual cup for the competition.

ReplyQuoteReport
helixir82 reads

"It was all a blur".

Everyone who has written that into a review should be given a pointy hat and made to sit in the corner for a few days. If your memory is so poor that you can't share with fellow players what you--and more importantly the lady--did, then you shouldn't be here.

ReplyQuoteReport
vigerous85 reads

As in:
-Raw dogging (bb)
-I fucked her raw
-She took it raw

ReplyQuoteReport
impposter116 reads

"Raw, raw, raw, that's the spirit!" - Principal Poop, Morse Science High
Firesign Theatre, "Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers.

Posted By: vigerous
Re: I'm going with "raw"
As in:  
 -Raw dogging (bb)  
 -I fucked her raw  
 -She took it raw
Related Link: Fast forward to 2:00 - 2:15

ReplyQuoteReport
vigerous88 reads

Dude! LMAO!! 😂

ReplyQuoteReport
inicky4668 reads

But you have great taste. They were great.

ReplyQuoteReport
coeur-de-lion77 reads

"Loving you has made me bananas."  

 
"Your red scarf matches your eyes,
Close the cover before striking,
Papa's got the shipfitter's blues,
Loving you has made me bananas."

 
Complete nonsense, but unforgettable lyrics for me.   Lol

 
I also remember "Yucaipa Heap" and the "St. Louis Aquarium Choir."  

ReplyQuoteReport
edinathens74 reads

ReplyQuoteReport
John_Laroche65 reads

To spot a fake review written by a woman: "yummy."

I get a kick out of reviewers saying  " I asked for xyz and she said no, which is fine"
I'm guessing it's not really fine because its usually accompanied by a mediocre performance score.

ReplyQuoteReport
rochmn72 reads

Best BJ I have ever had

ReplyQuoteReport
CorbinCandor73 reads

Bitch the pot
Sauce-box
Tight as a boiled owl
Cupid's kettle drums

ReplyQuoteReport
Post Reply Back To Forum
Register Now!