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If my memory serves me right, DA once posted a bizarre story about driving 4 hours to see a provider.  But on the way, he had to go to the bathroom really bad, but was too lazy to pull over.  So he got a empty coke bottle that was in his car and peed into it.  However the bottle hole was too little and he halfway peed in the bottle but also spilled it on his pants.  So he arrived to the session with pee soaked pants.

I have no idea how to search for that thread but I remember feeling both amused and nauseated.  Classic DA

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This may be illegal, but is DrunkenAsian still lurking around anywhere?

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GaGambler744 reads

but no, I haven't heard from him in quite some time. He used to email me from time to time, but I don't think I have heard from him in a year.

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SinCitySinner871 reads

I guess you were.... SOBER !!! LMAO :D

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GaGambler937 reads

but it happens much less often to the worst of us. but it still happens. lol

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inicky46748 reads

but then disappeared again.  I think he and McDonald000 ran off together.

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inicky46909 reads

and DA was from the same place.  Both really good guys who added a lot of fun to the boards.

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inicky46832 reads

I recall a very funny post of his where he said he'd taken a huge dump at a provider's incall.

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Next time I'll have to type faster  

Posted By: inicky46
I recall a very funny post of his where he said he'd taken a huge dump at a provider's incall.

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Dr Who revived986 reads

And if memory serves me still...he went through with that session  LOL

Actually, I felt bad for his hooker pal  ;)

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If my memory serves me right, DA once posted a bizarre story about driving 4 hours to see a provider.  But on the way, he had to go to the bathroom really bad, but was too lazy to pull over.  So he got a empty coke bottle that was in his car and peed into it.  However the bottle hole was too little and he halfway peed in the bottle but also spilled it on his pants.  So he arrived to the session with pee soaked pants.

I have no idea how to search for that thread but I remember feeling both amused and nauseated.  Classic DA

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Related Link: Took a dump at providers incall

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perfectstorm785 reads

But he posted it under his alias. I'm looking for it but it's harder to find. (plus I don't know if I will get in trouble for outing an old alias :D)

And yes I'm the "archivist" :)

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Related Link: The original version

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perfectstorm726 reads

Many were classics.
Numerous hilarious posts about taking a dump.
Numerous posts about his 2 5/8 inch long dick.
His mechanic post about how he fixed his provider'scar in the middle of the night, because he always carried tools and spare parts in his car.
His argument that a million dollars in cash would take up more than a room to store.
Posts about how guys shouldn't see providers until they can fill their houses up with big flat screen TVs in every room.
And many more:)
Fond memories.

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Dr Who revived790 reads

And some of those posts came under his alias...yet it was clear who was posting it.

3:00 Time for Wapner  ;)

Wheel...wheel of fortune  ;)

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When people are looking for me, that's usually why they are looking... :D

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AnotherDonJohn794 reads

And I'm a friendly drunk. Lol.  

Posted By: Lila Aubrey
This may be illegal, but is DrunkenAsian still lurking around anywhere?
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keystonekid802 reads

Feb. 29.

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GaGambler836 reads

Well Asscalde at least, DA was only drunk, not stupid

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