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Providers: We've been rating your looks...Here's your chance to rate ours..
FREEZO 3882 reads
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The Hobbyists may be cringing about hearing your answer but be honest and don't be shy.  Of all the men you've entertained, rate the percentage of their overall looks.  I'm guessing your clients range in the the following:

80%=5-Plain or less.
10%=6-Nice.
8%=7-Attractive.
2%=8-Really Hot.


-- Modified on 4/14/2007 5:56:57 PM

terrev863 reads

those of us that are stone cold foxes and rank in the 10+ category?  Where are we in you calculations?

I think we need to hear from Watch-A-Crotch...lol.

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SinsOfTheFlesh1487 reads

If I went strictly by looks, I would say you have the percentages about right. Fortunately, looks really don't matter much to me. One of my very favorite gentlemen would probably rate at maybe 3-4. He really is not very attractive at all. But you know what? He's the sweetest guy I know, he makes me laugh, and well, any man would benefit from a few lessons from him when it comes to DATY. So I just adore him and could care less about his physical appearance. Beauty is skin deep. What he has goes so much deeper.

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LaurenOrlando1641 reads

Hotties are great, but what good are they if they dont have a personality?  

I would much rather see a gent who is average in looks, but excels in verbal { oral ;) } skills, someone I can have a conversation with, its always a plus if he can make me laugh.  

So as far as the ratings game goes, gents...we look a little deeper than the wrapping paper...and no, thats not to say that all of you base your choice of provider on looks alone, but I can bet that the percentages in that area are high.

xoxo~
L

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Ben Dover1854 reads

To her I look Like "Ben-fuckin'-Franklin", LMFAO!!



-- Modified on 4/14/2007 8:06:07 PM

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PickyBitch1799 reads

Because your money doesnt matter if I find you so unattractive that I dont want to see you again~

PB

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Ben Dover1621 reads

with so many "fish in the sea" It's a rare occurrence that a lady impresses me SO MUCH that I want a second round... I prefer to meet someone new over re-plowing the same furrows...

(I guess I'd never know/care if you found me "attractive" or not...)

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Hollys Hobby1420 reads

To denegrate a person because of their chosen profession is not necessary.  Nor is it necessary to belittle a person based upon your view of their looks.  Yes, I receive a donation for my services, but it would be foolish to think I am not aware of how you look; as I am fully aware of you judging me.  In the end someone who treats me w/ respect and is fun is the best person to be with.

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Anneke1035 reads

And I'll bet they are all saying, Thank God.

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LaurenOrlando883 reads

Where can I get a set of balls like that? Mine arent quite that big :)

Thanks for the chuckle!

xoxo~
L

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Ben Dover846 reads

...But in some "rare" cases, I go screaming out of the room as soon a the lady disrobes... Other times I lurch back in horror just by clicking on their website...

At least I save alot of cash in my find'em-fuck'em-n-flee way... It would really suck if I repeatedly fucked a few below average women, then came on TER and posted 9/9 reviews about them, simply because I felt obligated to or out of sheer pity...

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LaurenOrlando569 reads

I personally dont give a fuck how you play, hey Hobby On!  

What I do give a fuck about is your attitude of "IM PAYING HER" and your flagrant disrespect and degradation of providers in general.

I doubt very seriously that even if you did, "repeatedly fuck a few below average women" that you would post a 9/9...thats not your style.  I think you would more than likely find some ostentatious way to somehow torment them here publicly, and probably get off on it.

Thankfully all men arent like you~





-- Modified on 4/15/2007 5:34:59 PM

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Ben Dover803 reads

When I call the furnace repairman, he bills me for his "service"... And I happily pay...

When I call the roto-ruter man to unplug my sewer-pipes... he bills me for his "service" and I pay him...

When I call a "call-girl" and she preforms the "service" of sexual relief, She bills me and I pay her...

But some how you want it to be all sunshine and roses, you can self-deny what you ACTUALLY are doing for us men... "providing a SERVICE"!

Actually, you're completely wrong about me and how I rate girls in a review... If I had a "9" looking girl show up when I "CALL", then I give her a "9" rating so other men can search reviews and find a girl with those "looks"...

If I get a girl that gives me a "9" in performance  for an over-the-top romp in the sack, then I'll past a "9" in her review, so that other men searching for a great romp can find it...

But if a "6" woman bitches and whines about being "disrespected" and not getting a "9" in her reviews... I tell her to go fuck herself... This is a business based on looks and performance... and "I'M PAYING HERE!!!"

But... obviously this is too simple of a concept for you to grasp, so just remain your high-minded self, keep telling yourself whatever lie you want to about this "hobby" and stop charging money, because apparently "money" isn't a prime motivator for you... At least if I take your words at the value you offer them...

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LaurenOrlando1054 reads

I know EXACTLY what Im doing!  And my high minded self has never once had to put up with the bullshit you dish out to get my 7-8-9 reviews.  Im sorry if the service that I provide DOES come complete with Sunshine and Roses, but I guess being something other than just another pu**y for to put your cock in is too DEEP of a concept for YOU to grasp.

Believe me, I love my money...




-- Modified on 4/15/2007 8:42:34 PM

Related Link: Lauren in Orlando~Apologizing for her out of the norm feisty behavior this evening!

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Ben Dover2755 reads

I "grasp" the concept quite well, but I just don't look to satisfy those "DEEPER" areas of my life with ladies that sell it by the hour... When I'm in "that" mood, I'm at least smart enough to invest the extra relational-time into someone who I'm not PAYING to be with...

But mostly I want easy, hassle-free, quick-responce, short-notice SEX, with out all the bullshit that if I had the time for, I'd only do to fill up some girls "love-bank" in a relational setting where I'd be able to make future withdrawls...

No, a provider can't have both my money and my heart, she's just a "sexual-service-tech" in my hobby-world... Nice, sweet, beautiful service-techs in many, many instances, but still just a "provider" of a service than I'm paying for...

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Louie-Louie539 reads

For a short while I thought you had mellowed out. So sad to learn differently

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LaurenOrlando696 reads

Ben, I have to have my final say on this discussion.

As I said before, I could care less how you play...Find em, Fuck em, and Flee.  Hey, Hobby on!  But dont fault me for the type of service I provide (YES, I provide a service, theres no confusion there.)  And honestly, your way is fine for me once in a while as well, I have my clients that like that and it works well for both of us, the longest Ive spent with one such regular is 16 minutes and its always a PSE FUCK!

Regardless of all of that, which is totally NOT the reason I responded to you in the first place...fuck how you want to fuck, I dont blame you for not giving up your money and your heart, I dont give up my p*ssy and my heart, pay your "sexual-service-tech", but for Gods sake, Ben...in the end, youve got to know that shes still a person, and whether you give a shit how she feels about how you look, how unsociable you may be, or how big your dick is because youre paying her...she should still be treated as a person, and after reading some of your posts for the past year, its almost a little heinous, the way you sometimes write about providers like they are no more than common street walking crack whores.

*Sigh*  

You are who you are, Ben...and we cant change you lol! but I had to at least finish what I started for the reason that I started it :)

End of discussion, you made your point, I made mine~

xoxo~
L

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RedRocketOfLove759 reads

I'm going to do all the repeats I can manage with the Incredible Anneke, and I hope she says "Oh God". Come to Chicago in August baby, and LV in late Feb.

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swimtrekr502 reads

I don't usually respond to negative posts, but I am getting tired of Ben-Dover's put-downs of the ladies.  Seems like he never has anything nice to say about anyone.

Ben,
Why are you such a negative son-of-a-bitch?  Do you like any of the ladies?  Or do you just slam the ones who didn't like your attitude?

Just curious.
Swim

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LaurenOrlando832 reads

You know a negative post is out of the norm for me.

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Ben Dover1611 reads

Beautiful, sweet, wonderfully sexual, and enjoyable on a variety of levels...

a hundred or so were complete cunts, and the rest were a mixed bag...

But, I haven't met any of the handful of gals that troll this board and based on their ATTITUDES, I have no plans to!!

Ask on the Mn board, the guys there no a bit more about my hobby-tastes, but on this board you only see a snippet of fact, thus I don't blame you for your skewed opinion of me... (nor do I give a shit, LMAO!)

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wanderineyes121503 reads

1000 gals in 19 yrs., that comes to a bit more than 50 per year, or about 1 a week.  A different gal each week for nearly 20 yrs. that's pretty good! And that's assuming you've never seen the same one more than once. Where do you find all these women anyhow? And at an average of $200, that's a good-sized pile of cash as well.

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Ben Dover1217 reads

I usually average more than 3 in a week when I'm partying (sometimes on rare occasions three in a day, lol!)

No, it averages out to way less than $200 per girl, back in the day F/S was $60 to $80 at most local Minneapolis AMPS... The prices didn't get into the 200-300 range until the late 90's

Yes, it's STILL a huge pile of cash! I've added up several old cash withdrawl slips and misc notes of spending over the sexual trainwreck I call a life and I could by a couple nice homes... but why? I have a nice home and until last summer also had a loft in the city that I wrote off for business, but mostly used for hobbbying, lol!

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wanderineyes121650 reads

The gals have handled themselves great here, but I didn't realize how insecure some of the guys could be.  Intersting how a possible critique of personal attributes can reveal true character.

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Lex Luethor1025 reads

...yet when providers tell me I'm hot, I believe them! I mean, really... why would they lie? :)

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nausetmurph2568 reads

YOU?!  People refer to me as fat but ugly.

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