The holidays are upon us and family is soon to arrive.
Ask yourself one, twice, have you anything to hide?
Yes, I've got things! Lot's of things I cried!

From room to room I rushed, and every drawer I  did open.
I'll find it and hide it all!  At least that's what I'm hoping.

So, with a wild fury that's lies beyond the extreme of norm -
I scrambled to rearrange, to reorganize, to clear my apartment of all porn!!!

Will the random hints ever cease to exist?
Certainly not! Never! - Start crafting a lie for sweet ol' sis!

Single people beware, for you're far less practiced at taking risks –
as compared to our married friends,
who's secrets and lies are never amiss.

Go ahead now, tuck it away and tuck it good for otherwise,
to mom, pop and the rest of the gang you'll forever be misunderstood~

Happy Secret Holidays!
xo
Laney

...next time, I hope we can talk a little longer...

and finally I know who you remind me of - it came to me one night in a fit of inspiration! lol!!!!  hee hee.

I soooo detest when YAWN>>>>>tired>>>>>lame>>>>angry people post behind me! Particularly when they're hiding behind an alias or have no PM. If you must be nasty as least have the guts to stand behind who you really are.

I'm frequently troubled by the uptight, eager to flame attitude of some TER members which is precisely the reason I rarely post. I don't participate on the boards only to be turned out and made to feel bad so be gone you horrible grinch and tuck your nasty attitude right up your very tight butt!!!