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hueyfan 40 Reviews 3186 reads
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I'd be willing to contribute to the contest cause.  Whe do we start??

Hey how about one for the hobbyists.


I haven’t been a member for very long but there a numerous contests for the Ladies but so far none for us guys.

It could be an essay on, oh, I do not know  “My first time” (with a provider) or “The last time I really went wild”.  The Ladies themselves could pick the winner.  The prize could a night on the town with the lady of your choice.  Hey, I think this contest has real potential.  

imagoodgirl3907 reads

Biggest schlong
best ass
best KISSER (yes!)
most likely to last all night...

ahh, well, a girl can only hope..

Staff3086 reads

Other than the prize, we can sure do that.  Anyone interested or have more ideas?

-- Staff

Best "I know my ATF loves me because...."
Most embarassing moment with a provider
Interesting mode of transportation (once visited a provider on a bicycle,  was immediately invited to take a shower upon entering her premises)
Hot tub enounters
Best Mile high story
unusual places  (a provider wanted to have sex with me in a horse drawn carriage in Central Park).  I am sure it's been done before but I didn't have the stones for that one.

Your suggestion of a "Best Mile High Story" reminded me of something a lady and I were discussing the other week.

What's the most number of miles between two women you had sex with on the same day? My modest offering would be 675 miles - a provider in Chicago in the morning and back home to upstate New York for an evening romp.


what? ... do i look like Letterman? make-up your own, or pay me $12,800!(*)  LOL


(*) that's based on Letterman's latest reported salary of $32Mil/year, divvied up to account for a 5-minute Top-Ten skit out of 50mins of on-air time per show, 5-times a week, 50 weeks/year (taking out 2 weeks of vacation of course)

yes folks ... $12,800 for delivering a top-ten list that a whole staff of joke writers came up with.


and now back to your regularly scheduled TER programming! :)


(can you tell, today is a SLOW day at work!?)





Staff3893 reads

Some of you are too new to remember, but we used to have a board that was called the Erotic Highway.  It had a weekly "story" we emailed out.  

I would love to start that again.  Maybe guys could submit the stories and TER would pay a certain amount for each story we email out.

For those of you who remember, is this something you would like to see again?

-- Staff

Tatoogirl743448 reads

boy do I have one gent that will stand out above all!!

Shaye

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