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meetkera See my TER Reviews 938 reads
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80 years old. Slept half the time.

lhooq1083 reads

Ladies,

what is the oldest and youngest hobbyist you have served?

Personally, wondering until what age I'll be able to get it up, or at what age you may stop serving me, and which will come first ...

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meetkera939 reads

80 years old. Slept half the time.

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Dr Who revived573 reads

Do tell?

No offense to our octogenarian johnnie boys.

Hat's off to you...just still do it covered!  That is if you can get the hats on  :D

Posted By: meetkera
80 years old. Slept half the time.

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CubbieFan2479 reads

Hi CPA,

... tell me they don't smell!!  Thank goodness for small favors, for I can fart w/ the best of them! :oP

Posted By: ChgoCPA
Do tell?

No offense to our octogenarian johnnie boys.

Hat's off to you...just still do it covered!  That is if you can get the hats on  :D
Posted By: meetkera
80 years old. Slept half the time.
Related Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dm9rN6oTs

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Dr Who revived346 reads

If you've got the farting portion down to 1/2...I guess you can snooze the second 1/2 and she'll wake you up to let you know "She had a great time...but times up"  :D

Oh and just make sure you keep that envelope full there Cubbie...otherwise she'll let you know that those farts do indeed smell  LOL

Posted By: CubbieFan2
Hi CPA,

... tell me they don't smell!!  Thank goodness for small favors, for I can fart w/ the best of them! :oP

Posted By: ChgoCPA
Do tell?

No offense to our octogenarian johnnie boys.

Hat's off to you...just still do it covered!  That is if you can get the hats on  :D
Posted By: meetkera
80 years old. Slept half the time.

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meetkera304 reads

Ask my friend London. I love my oldies. The 80 year old was a sweet old man. I saw him twice. Once for a two hour then again for an overnight. He truly just wanted companionship. He couldn't do much. If he farted, I didn't hear it. Sorry for the late response.. I've been a busy girl :-).

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Businesses376 reads

That's pretty funny.

Reminds me of a thread a while back when providers were asked to describe what the best date ever would be. A provider said one where the client just gives the envelope and leaves.

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damifino588 reads

want to know the oldest pair of wrinkly sacks shes sucked. Or the youngest buck she's fucked...either way it's kinda creepy.
Actually I don't want to know about anybody she has been with I just don't care

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vinoeoli422 reads

well that stopped the comments.

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vinoeoli326 reads

I thought it was funny that your comment appeared to have stopped the rather entertaining conversation. Whether that is true or not, I don't know.

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damifino365 reads

of responses combined with the length of time it all started, I think it was not really the best topic on the board today.
I simply gave my opinion, you only responded to mine. I mean do you really want to know the age of the oldest gent the provider has seen?

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AnotherPerspective327 reads

Why not ?   Might give some of the sad sacks around here  something to live for .
I hope I'm still looking for sex if I'm a lucky 80 , unless I can only afford girls my age .

It's a more interesting topic  than how to change your GF's job .

Posted By: damifino
of responses combined with the length of time it all started, I think it was not really the best topic on the board today.
I simply gave my opinion, you only responded to mine. I mean do you really want to know the age of the oldest gent the provider has seen?

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damifino343 reads

I'm still fucking at 80 and 90 but I don't think I will be looking at providers that are under 50. Something unnatural about having a date with a girl that could be your great-granddaughter

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inicky46332 reads

I may be 96 years old and senile, but at least I understand that since you guys are moderated it takes several hours for the lazy-assed semi-mods to approve your posts.  Do you get it now?

Posted By: damifino
I'm still fucking at 80 and 90 but I don't think I will be looking at providers that are under 50. Something unnatural about having a date with a girl that could be your great-granddaughter

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damifino287 reads

Replied right away but I wanted you to be able to make your point

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meetkera347 reads

I don't know if you were referring to me but I've just been busy. I like old cocks. I don't care for young bucks. I haven't dated a guy my age since high school. If anyone thinks i'm creepy because of that, then so be it. I'll be one sexy creepy mfer :-). Have a great day. Mwahs.

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jaydalee605 reads

The youngest I believe he was 23 years old.The oldest was 80 years old.

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OldTraveler424 reads

I think you need to change one of those guesses.  I know first hand that one of them is slightly wrong. ;)

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perfectstorm318 reads

OT! Don't tell me you were under 18! ;)
We don't want to get anyone in trouble here!

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TyraBanGGs506 reads

Any really mature gents yet, lol. They are always welcome but I guess im not their cup of tea or just havent been around log enough to venture there.

Posted By: bonaparte
Ladies,

what is the oldest and youngest hobbyist you have served?

Personally, wondering until what age I'll be able to get it up, or at what age you may stop serving me, and which will come first ...

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Sinbadnu!462 reads

But then, some of us older gents are more difficult money. (I almost said "harder money." LOL) That is, when there are occasions when it becomes more difficult to obtain and/or sustain an erection and the poor girl (if she cares enough about you and her service to keep trying) may have to work 2-3 times as much to achieve that happy ending. So its not always "easy money" for the provider unless she tells you "it ain't happening today, hon" as she gets up from the bed to indicate your session with her is over despite the time left on the clock...

Of course, those are the insensitive b*itches you don't waste your time or money going back to. Even younger guys can have an occasional off day. A message, or some cuddling and conversation could always have been used to pleasurably and satisfactory complete a session.

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TyraBanGGs407 reads

I am patitnt and aim to please. I will go out of my way to hsve the leave HAPPY. I fell like i laid dowm ( pun intended, lol) on the job if they did not.

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AngelMichaels408 reads

And I swear on my life they were both within 24 hours of each other......  The 21 year old was a civvie date, but he knew about the 72 year old.

It was a goooooood day ;-)

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Robertini378 reads

nobody would admit serving somebody less than 18, just saying.

the end.

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