Ok.. this was funny ! I got this client... a first timer in the whole sense of the word... he was not older than 28 y/o...
We had a great 2 hours appointment... at the end of it, he grab the envelope fromt the top of the table and ask me:
"Hey, I madeyou cum 3 times... do I get a discount for that???" Guess my answer ! LOL !!!! what would you answer to that???

Fooled ya, didn't I?

u go 3x !! what discount do *I* get?

"You think you made me cum 3 times?  I guess you've never seen the diner scene in When Harry Met Sally."

Yea, "only three times." You're lucky I don't charge you more. Wink!

Hugs,
Ciara

Reiscounts... "I guess you are joking, right? " LOL !!!

And that is one of the reasons (I believe) that some ladies prefer us older guys. We seek out those with whom we can share mutual enjoyment, without expecting a refund.

Reiscounts... "I guess you are joking, right? " LOL !!!

Yes a newbie all right.  You have to be one of SF's true treasures.  Wish I lived on the left coast.

You say, no, you pay extra for the good acting job.

Kidding, boys, relax.

Guys (and girls) you made me laugh so much with your  answers... but  let me  tell you...
After he grabbed the  envelope and asked the "dumb" question... very nicely I got  very close to him,  gave himn a nice and warm DFK, took the  envelope back.. . and  with a sweet smile in my face I told him...
"Sure hon,  the  problem is  that in that case... you would still owe me... If we apply that math... I should charge double for any adittional pop. The  first is  garanteed and included... the second one, sometimes is my gift to you... and the  third (the one you almost died with) is PRICELESS. So, lets forget about any discounts or extra charges.. we are even "
and you know  what???  The  guy was good..  he gave me 2.5 Os... the  third one was inclomplete... we had a  nice  connection I guess I should've charged him more for interrupting the  3rd one....  silly me !
LOL

Reiscounts... "I guess you are joking, right? " LOL !!!

And then you get the old guy who says I don't have any money after the deed is done. Then what do you say?