I thought I would post my experiences with providers from different cities. Now this is purely subjective and unscientific
and hope I can get feed back from others.
#1 Miami( south Fla) - Pound for Pound the Hottest looking ladies
in the country, and so many choices also. GFE is the norm not the exception.

#2 Montreal - You get the biggest bang for the buck ( sorry) here. A lot of beautiful women here and very Gfe and friendly and with the rate of exchange your money goes a long way.

#3 San Francisco- many great providers here.

#4 - LA - I know there are many rip off artist here , but If you want Porn stars this is the Place.

#5 Seattle - Vancouver - If you like college girls , after miami this is the place.

Most overated and over priced - sorry to say NYC my Hometown.

The size of your sample will dictate how valid your presentation on the different cities.

if you've seen many in each city it would be more valid to state the differences.

How many? of course in any database to offer some insights I would have to say at least 10 in each city. but Statistics might all for more.

Those are certainly five cities awash with enough escort/spa talent to keep you very busy, and drained, but aerobically quite fit, if you like those horizontal aerobics. And who doesn't. We guys are all total sluts at heart! LOL. It's the Curse of Darwin.

I have spent bits and pieces of a few months entertaining myself and friends by compiling an ongoing city-by-city directory of the best reviewed escort/spa vixens in the largest 50-or-so metropolitan areas of North America. The materials come from probably two dozen online sources and exhausting field research, deep in the trenches, burrowing around so to speak. (It's nice to be semi-retired, but still walking around.).

The object has been to list 20+ of the best such women for each area, based on attitude, looks, bod, performance, with reference to dfk, bustiness, c-bbj, 69, fs, gfe, unrushed, NS = nonsmokers, NF = non-phone-answerers, fybo, sys = s**k-you-silly, romantic atmosphere, and other subjective factors here and there. This is entertainment, not hard science, just hard.
I'm not saying one city is "better" than the other, but Miami and L.A. certainly have big numbers that satisfy most needs fully. You omitted Atlanta, Houston, Dallas, Toronto, Boston, and Phoenix, maybe Chicago, all of which have a great deal of talent, visiting and resident, if you take the time to find it. It adds up.

Sadly, my home town half the year - DC - is on the talent-starved end of the spectrum, at the Kansas City level, but with numbers of very average providers. Even the hottest visiting vixens do not flock here, probably for several reasons, which I would like to hear from providers.

Several cities have a few absolutely awesome courtesan-vixens, even Denver, Kansas City, Philly, and Tampa. The shortages in New Orleans surprise me, but I keep finding one or two more with every search.

What matters most to me is to have a decent selection when I travel to these places. More and more cities have quite delicious selections. The one best place to search for this remains TER by far, although Montana guys still say they go for the babes on realsheep.com. LOL

entitled: "North American Orgasmic Adventures - an Answer to the Bush Dumb Fuck Abstinence Program." Dedicated to John Ashcroft who actually has never even  come close to having a bbjeoku! LOL
But then I may be wrong. He got two big packages from UPS the other day, one from RealDoll.com and the other that smelled of wool from RealSheep.com. LOL
Dubya is so boring. He only gets gallons of barbcue sauce.

probably Nyc is high due to clients booking with 5, cancelling 4 at the last minute or just not calling to cancel.   Agencies playing lots of shill games.  Rates might be a bit high but they are always negotiable especially if your one that actually respects a lady.  Most do not.  And last but not least... we have a serial nut to worry about.

I was just watching my DVD from Roxy Music's 2001 reunion tour.  Bryan sang "In Every Dream Home a Heartache" with such lines as"

"I bought you mail order..."
"Your skin is like vinyl..."  (like?)
"My breath is inside you..."
"You float in my new pool
Deluxe and delightful."

Also recommended is Neil Innes Randy Raquel ("I think you're swell, my sweet inflatable you..."

I'm fortunate in that my job offers me the ability to travel to and live in many US cities. Here is my top 5 list of cities with the best and worst adult entertainment.

The Best
1) Atlanta - This place has it all. For variety, value for the dollar, high level of service, professional/friendly attitude you can't beat the ATL. Southern hospitality at its best.

2) New York -  You can find any type of lady to fit your fantasy in this city. The only problem is you will run into situations where you may pay top dollar and get sub par performance. The saying, you get what you pay for does not always aply here, but there are more hits than misses. Another good thing about NYC is that everyone tours there at some point. The bad part is that every lady who tours will raise her rates to compensated for the high cost of lodging.

3) San Francisco - Check EROS for when I say variety. Lord there are a ton of lady's to choose from! The prices are very reasonable as well I guess just due to the volume of lady's working there. The bad part is that there are so many lady's in the area, many quality lady's get discouraged and leave due to the competition and lack of business. I never understood how so many providers set up shop in a historically gay community?

4)Dallas - It seem that everything is bigger in Texas. If busty lady's is your passion, this is the city for you. It seem that almost every hot lady you see at a strip bar escorts on the side. Many just give up the dancing and go straight to escorting. You don't have the easy access or variety as in other cities so be ready to book a few days in advance for your activities. Or you can take a chance at some of the high end strip clubs and ask the lady if she works after work. They are not offended and you will be pleasantly surprised at the response as long as they feel comfortable you are not LE. Buy a few table/lap dances before asking.

5) Miami - Not the place to go if you are on a budget. Some of the best looking lady's in the business work out of this city. Stay away from most agencies unless you want to get ripped off. Many agencies have tons of lady's on their website but in actuality only have three lady's and they, of course, don't have a photo on the site yet. Stick with the independents and bring the extra cash and you will be fine.

The 5 Worst:

(I will say there are some great lady's in the city's below but not nearly enough to quality as a utopia of those in the hobby).

1) Jacksonville Florida - For this place being the larget city in the US, it sucks as far as finding escorts. LE runs a lot of stings through the agencies in the yellow pages. You can count the number of independents on one hand, and they charge top dollar for they know they have no competition. The ONLY spa in the area is not FS. This place could be a gold mine for the right lady's who set up shop or tour because there is NO competition. Nuff said.

There are only three nude bars and they don't serve alcohol. The ones that do are not nude or topless. Lap dances are available but many of these club have either trailer park girls or ones that look as if they are starving.

2) New Orleans - For this to be the land of Mardi Gras, this place is realitively dead. They don't have the LE hassles that Jacksonville does but the number of independents can be counted on both hands. Put one behind your back if quality of service and looks counts in your book. I was really disappointed in this city. I should have known the scene would be bad after visiting some of the strip bars in the area. Some of the worst I've ever seen.

3) LA - I kinow there are a few raised eye browse on this selection. LA has a ton of lady's to choose from but if you are looking to get ripped off with poor or no service OR literally robbed, then this is the city for you. The saying "to live and die in LA" is so appropriate. With the number of lady's to choose from I was shocked that many were older or not good looking at all. If you want a Porn Star, then go to LA and break the bank. Also be careful for the 10 you just called over may be packing the same hardware as you if you get my meaning.

4) Washington D.C - Even though one of my all time favorites lives here, this place is risky. Too many lady's in the area have substance abuse problems. Some of them work while high. I've only attempted to see 5 lady's in the D.C. area, 4 showed up high or drunk and I promptly asked them to leave. They looked like 10's but I don't like being with zombies. The one lady who was "all that" told me that she had heard this complaint before from other clients.

5) Detroit - This city would be higher up the list of places to avoid if it wasn't for Windsor Canada being right across the river. Many of the online agencies are bait and switch. Stay away from one called "After Dark". The variety of lady's are slim. Many in the area look ........... mature, (and that is being nice). There are about two BOMB independants in the area and you will have to book well in advance to see them for they only work a few days and during a few hours. Many of the lady's seem like they are straight from the street. To hard of a look for my taste. Another city where you will spend more time sending lady's back home or walking out than you would want. Windsor is across the river and the exchange rate make it more attractive to seek enjoyment over there if you are on a budget.

As with all things, this is just my opinion. I'm sure others have different views especially on my LA and DC call.

I'm Out..................

Now Hit My Music!

-- Modified on 5/19/2002 10:22:30 AM

Glad to see such an honest, comprehensive, and informative post.
Yeh, DC is pitiful, full of OL's and cokeheads, but the search for young newbies is fun and often draining in the best way. I find a new one every other week! I enjoy contributing to those college funds and researching for the Blonde/Brunette Drilling Team.
90% of the ripoffs are in LA, but a TER search can give you 10 of the best f**ks of a lifetime. Non-einsteinian of course, it's LA, land of the brainless clones.
You are so totally right on, city after city.
Why is New Orleans such a disaster? When nearby Houston has 10-20 very fine FYBOs.
Thank you for sharing.
Life goes on. Last night was great.

Toronto, Atlanta, Houston..Agree heartily with 1-4 and Vancouver, don't know about Seattle, though.

Overseas, Madrid, Barcelona, Frankfurt and Prague all have great P4P scenes.

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And so I sit her in the corner
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And when I'm feeling naughty
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-- Modified on 5/23/2002 11:48:45 PM