Obviously most escorts are pretty or beautiful. and have great bodies.
So how do you/they cope when they turn up to meet a client who is either ugly, or fat/skinny?
Do you still give him the same service as you would a good looking guy?

If you are anything less handsome than George Clooney, they just tell you to leave...

Yeah dude...most of them are meanies

Of course NOT !!!  But on these boards they are going to say yes because they are in business to make MONEY!!!

as dick size, and where do I put my cum?

Hi Curly,

times over are real meanies!! In fact I saw my last ATF nineteen times!!  My current ATF's next visit will be my  ninth visit!! I must be doing something right, for I look like Herman!!!

Posted By: CurlyW

If you are anything less handsome than George Clooney, they just tell you to leave...

Yeah dude...most of them are meanies

Personally I don't believe that "most" escorts are pretty, or beautiful or even have great bodies. Have you seen some of the heifers that grace these very boards?

I do have to admit, after attending a few M&G's the ability of these women to keep a smile on their face while fucking Jabba The Hut, simply amazes me. IMO, these women deserve every penny they make.


I do have to say that while I know that the women that answer my knock on the door aren't swooning with desire, I have often noticed a "look of relief" on their face, which I take to mean that I am not completely repulsive. lol

ok, now that I have offended both hobbyists and providers alike, time for me to go find a hotty to fuck. lol

the French woman loved that old, short, dumpy, bald-headed man because he was , or so we read about him, one fun person to be around.

I honestly thought that everyone here has taken an oath of honesty

It's hilarious to chat with the gals and hear their opinions on what they do when "Jabba" indeed knocks.

It's even more hilarious to read how Jabba writes the review.

There...I didn't offend anyone.  I'll try harder next time

I can't relax, which means I rarely get off and I fumble my words. It's like being 16 again, and I am just too nervous to be myself and relax. I prefer decent looking, clean, and good at daty over a really hot guy who can't do shit for me. This is not dating, so no need for anyone to be all that attractive for me to still find them appealing.

Projecting much???

I'll leave it up to LR to explain the rest  

I don't necessarily HAVE a big dick, but I have been told on many an occasion that I AM a big dick.

As for my rugged good looks, have I ever told you how charming and witty I am? lol

Dear Gambler:
Would you say your analogy of what the women have to go through fucking Jabba The Hut would be akin to a young up and coming porn star having to have sex with a grotesque woman while still having to be at full tumesence during the course of the act?

bwahahahaha

I'm more concerned about hygiene and personality than looks .

Thanks for all the answers and laffs ()

I see women post on here every day I wouldn't have sex with for free ... or if they paid me.

To the OP and every other guy who asks a question about escorts they already truly know the answer to before they ask it: ESCORTS ARE JUST WOMEN. Go out tonight to a few bars and clubs and see how many young, beautiful women with great bodies you see hanging on the arms of really ugly, really fat, and really old guys. That should tell you all you need to know about whether she would choose to be with you.

Lucky for us, we're paying for their time. If the lady is any good at her job, you'll never know you disgust her. In fact, you'll leave that room half way believing she can't wait to see you again. Don't overthink it and just enjoy the fantasy.