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Cheyenna 892 reads
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I expect the same.

I have had the marks on my coverlets as well and it was upsetting. I am always squeaky clean for my guests. I consider my self your GIFT you are giving yourself and I want it to be special. Memorable in a good way not a bad one.

Guys, (most of you already do this) take some pride in yourself and CLEAN yourself before a session. Shower, shave brush your teeth and tounge... You KNOW you are going to be naked and that there will be close contact and it is just so sad that some will NEVER comprehend the importance of cleanliness or even care. THOSE men ought to NOT be even seeing us ladies.

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anon76588492211 reads

I have had many ladies complain to me about guys arriving with skidmarks on their underwear, or WORSE leaving a big skidmark on the sheets! Guys, clean up your acts, and your asses!

-- Modified on 5/16/2008 1:32:01 PM

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anon7658849775 reads

There's no excuse for skidmarks, and dingleberries!

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Briar324 reads

"Don't wash your whole ass, just your ass hole!!!"

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ABosoxFan823 reads

speaking about women, that he can't figure out why GOD put the outhouse so close to the snackbar!

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2WheeledNihilist525 reads

Women wear tampons or "pads" in their panties several days during each month.

Is it such a meteoric stretch of preventive maintenance to take a 6 - 10" long swatch of toilet paper after your done wiping, fold it over several times, and stuff it between the cheeks, snug up against the anus?

I've been riding a motorcycle for decades. This simple effort after each bowel movement has quadrupled the service life of my BVDs ever since the first time I tried it.  

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2WheeledNihilist634 reads

and yet it still requires a bath/shower (and some dedication) to get the asshole squeaky clean; your query, allegation and concern is flawed.

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Michelle971297 reads

OMG! I hate that.And what the heck do you say to them?Excuse me,but your ass smells awful?lol

I had a reg that was like that.And had bad teeth on top of it.Just nasty.

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apropo255 reads

what is really worse than his panties is when he gets up and leaves a streak down your sheet or coverlet! happened to me, it was a new coverlet & expensive, washed only once, but i could never use it to sleep with after that,no matter how many times it was washed.LOL

it reminded me of a dog wiping his butt on a carpet.

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ed2000201 reads

"Squeaky" clean isn't required to avoid skid marks.

Assuming the average service life of underwear is one day, then your quadrupling efforts indicates you were going 4 days in between changes.

Incontinence is normally associated with old age. Either you're an octogenarian biker dude or (as I was suggesting) you might have a medical problem.

-- Modified on 5/17/2008 12:47:39 PM

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2WheeledNihilist167 reads

this thread probably wouldn't have been started.

 Any hurried, hairy bodied male who doesn't take an occasional razor to the follicle and compost ridden rain forest between his cheeks is a ruined set of Fruit of the Looms waiting to happen.  Add to this evolutionary conundrum the variables of certain foods, their preparation, poorly fermented micro brew beer, simply too much beer, or general benign gastronomic malaise, and your worst case scenario hypochondria makes me think you’re a proctologist trying to drum up business.  

-- Modified on 5/17/2008 1:18:14 PM

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ed2000176 reads

Fair enough but nope, LOL. We obviously just have a different concept of self hygiene. I'm glad to hear that's all it is.

You left out the simple wet fart :-)

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shudaknownbetter394 reads

I have seen this discussion before and never felt like fessin up that I also shave the butt crack to avoid the dred "hair across his ass".  I have found as I age that it's hard to get as clean as I like & the wet wipe products are essencial for me.  Maybe that's extreme for you younger guys but I like to go on a date showered with clean clothes, and if the toilet needs to be used again, squeeky clean back there.  
I WANT my ladies to love all of my parts (well, actually I'm ok if she leaves the back door alone but you get the gist.)
skb

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-- Modified on 5/17/2008 5:03:39 AM

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TeeePeee702 reads

Wife says to her husband, "I wish I had bigger breasts"...

He says, "You can!  Just take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your boobs two or three times a day"

"Really?  Will that work?"

"It sure did on your ass!"

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Cheyenna893 reads

I expect the same.

I have had the marks on my coverlets as well and it was upsetting. I am always squeaky clean for my guests. I consider my self your GIFT you are giving yourself and I want it to be special. Memorable in a good way not a bad one.

Guys, (most of you already do this) take some pride in yourself and CLEAN yourself before a session. Shower, shave brush your teeth and tounge... You KNOW you are going to be naked and that there will be close contact and it is just so sad that some will NEVER comprehend the importance of cleanliness or even care. THOSE men ought to NOT be even seeing us ladies.

Related Link: http://cheyenna4u.com

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