I saw my usual provider this week and she thanked me for being such a gentleman.

She had a client last week that had a really large dick and he could not cum even after fucking for 45 minutes straight. To attempt to cum, he tried 3X in removing the condom to go bareback in her doggie style. After the third attempt, she told him to leave and he was extremely upset.

She claimed that he "hurt" her pussy during this date so badly that she could not work for a number of days.

Any providers ever have difficult customers?

If she is your "usual" and your massive 2in. unit starts dripping and burning,it really dosen't help to clap. That my man is a urban myth.

This was at an Asian apartment. I have heard similar stories from other Asian providers about hobbyist potentially taking medications like Viagra that can make it very difficult to ejaculate.

There are also SSIs like Celexa and Lexpro that do the same. The first time that I took Celexa, I could not ejaculate and my girlfriend was wondering why! She was sore from all the sex.

Taking a condom off going doggiestyle is not a good thing to do secretly.

I think you just sit back and fabricate the absolutely most outrageous thing you can think of.

What's next?  Are you gonna eat shit from a cup?

I avoid most of the potential bullshit by choosing wisely.

In my agency days, I actually had MANY situations like that with clients. I just thought that was just the way the job was, sometimes. I could tell stories upon stories like that.  

And, there actually is a provider who eats shit from a cup! So you just never know what is going on in this strange world of ours.

(Not that he doesn't like to stir the pot...but maybe he actually did hear this somewhere?)

Well I'm writing this from my hotel in Amsterdam.  I was so disappointed that you didn't make the flight..but aces explained the circumstances...so let me tell you what you've missed out so far:

First on the flight some really hot hookers bought us upgrades to business class...and fucked us bareback on the whole ride.  It was a blast...and I'm sure you can appreciate that.

While in flight there was a great movie on that explained the formation of the gas giant planets...very informative.  The synopsis was that they are just full of hot air.

The nice flight attendants brought us some Chinese wine..a vintage Rose.  It was only OK...I think it needed to mature more to really have that smooth taste that I like.

The final inflight entertainment was free Viagra for all.  The medical authorities explained how this product worked...and made sure that the lesbian gals understand that many of their prior suppositions were merely fodder for those who really know how to use it.

When I get more time I'll bring you up to date on the fun we're having in Amsterdam.  Right now I need to go and find my buddies and head over to the hookah lounge  

Oh...and you are right.  The gals here are really hot, not pretentious...and know how to really treat men.  Not like those hookers in the States!

I'm just saying that this guy is a moron.  He posts the most outrageous shit, and everyone just keeps falling for it.

it's fabricated.

Based on his posting history.

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Everything on the internet is true.

I read it on the internet.

Hi BiB,

He's all bones!!

It will help raise your point total in the race for fucktard of the year! I think you were in the lead anyway, but you want to maintain that edge, in case one of the other guys comes in with a killer last minute troll thread.

Hi BIB,

I am a huge Jennifer Aniston & "Friends" fan!!  

Provider's are human beings too and not just cum dumps. Do you doubt that some John pounding on a woman for 45 minutes does not at some point become painful especially if the jerk is trying to pull off a condom in the process? You must have very little knowledge of what jerks some guys can be. Maybe as a John you should get fucked in the ass by a large penis for an hour to see if is is all pleasure.

One provider told me about Johns poking a small pinhole in the condom tip so that it will rip during intercourse. That's why some providers try and stretch out the condom before application to make sure this does not happen when a John brings his "favorite type" of condom to the date.

There are some small minded people on this site. I am sure the providers with years of experience have been with a few jerks in their time.

Exactly. I find it hard to believe that every hobbyist is a perfect gentleman. Some guys come to the dates drunk or messed up on other things.

It's that we believe you never heard it first hand. Or, maybe, you were actually the guy that caused the problem.

lmao. over and over and over again.