By the way, it is now pretty standard practice for home builder to scatter video cameras around on these sites to deter theft of materials, so that reviewer may well be a porn star on the internet now.

Or, he might go on someone's blooper reel.

get more than one $20 out of the ATM next time.

This reminded me of when a tenet moved out of our building and they were remodeling the the floor below us.  I went down there around 6pm after the construction workers had left to see how things were progressing and found two of my staff hooking up in one of the offices that had just been dry walled.  Construction material everywhere and there she is going down on him with her panties tossed over a tool box.  Needless to say we had to have a conversation about appropriate workplace behavior.  Awkward, but funny as hell.  

What I love most about the story is they are married now with two kids.

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"Daddy how did you meet mommy?"

"Oh she was sucking me off at a construction site."

My FAVORITE is the one where he picks the girl up the nail at the nail salon and she walks out with cotton balls still between her toes and makes him act like her servant so she doesn't mess up her mani-pedi. She also uses this as a justification for keeping her pants and shirt part way on for the whole session, yet her nails are apparently dry enough to EAT A BAG OF CHIPS WHILE HE IS DATY, dropping crumbs on his head all the while!  

Total CLASSIC. I just can't stop laughing..

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Holy fk balls! Total classic is right. I am going get me some Doritos now. My nails are dry bwhahahahaa.

"Knowing she and I had hooked up earlier she couldn't understand why anyone in the profession would get into it if she couldn't accommodate her clients." Um, you make 50 bucks a fkin hour, I make 700, and I don't have to "accommodate" anyone I deem not fit. Nuff said. Fkin grand canyon vagina speaks again for what other hookers 'should' do. You fk his big ass.

actually we didn't get caught nor did we get married, but I was project manager on a new office complex and used it for several weeks as a play room with a co-worker..

the computer room with all the blinky red and blue lights was fun too.. kind of surreal lighting..

This guy is a real winner, a few of his reviews had me cracking up. Right up until the bareback one.

" Out walks a heavy set girl who had been sleeping in the tub the whole time. Apparantly this girl was staying in the room with her. I finished getting dressed and left. Yeah, she was worth it and I will be going back. "

Oh, wow... read half his reviews so far and this guy is a trip. He gives high scores for some creepy stuff ha ha. (PatrickWebster reference from one of the links).
 
Some of his reviews (ok, almost ALL) should be in the TER reviews of shame

I would love to see what dumb shit came from his key board on the GD.

never with a first time meeting of course!  Its a fun fetish for many to do it at their place of business.
I have had plenty of fun with my regulars at their businesses or jobsites! It can be kinky to know someone might walk in or the crew might come back from lunch early!

If I drive up to a construction site I will call and ask more questions- if when I screened you initially, you were a contractor by trade it makes sense, (like lawyers who like to bone in their offices), however if when I screen someone and they come up as a graphic designer or an accountant I will not even consider walking into a construction site for a first time meeting.

I have received some requests from first time meetings concerning odd or questionable outcall locations that I thought sounded like great fun, yet turned them down without blinking as I would only consider it with someone I know much better.

But I really had to giggle when a while back I opened an email from a stranger saying "meet me in the back parking lot at *** Ill be in the rv at midnight"---or another time a girlfriend of mine had a guy give her an address to a house that had been foreclosed by the bank two years before and the mls came up still vacant-
Some of these guys really come up with oddball stuff- I giggle when i read them but never respon