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mrfisher 115 Reviews 687 reads
posted
1 / 19

It doesn't work.  So it is for sexual satisfaction.

The mind is the most important sex organ, and sex, by definition almost, requires at least two.  You can't get your brain to ignore that fact.



captain7 2399 reads
posted
2 / 19

I have had several handjobs with prostate massage from many ladies. They were incredible! So, last night after a couple of beers, I decided to rub one out with a prostate massage, so I lube up and away I went. The problem was that the sensation of both the prostate massage and the orgasm didn't have the same sensation or intensity as the ones I've had with the ladies.

Am I doing something wrong or is it just not the same as having a provider do the deed? What's been your experience?

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Dave76015 38 Reviews 747 reads
posted
3 / 19

Buzzed, sticking a finger up your culo and spanking one out sounds like you're trying to tickle yourself.  Dude.  Ain't gonna' happen, IMHO.
Go to an AMP at least, or contact your local provider for assistance.  You'll be much happier you did

AnotherDonJohn 720 reads
posted
4 / 19
HooktardGold 580 reads
posted
5 / 19

sticking my finger up my own ass was never one of them lol. It's possible that you don't even know where your own spot is back there... hell, some women can't find their spot either and we know our vagina better than anyone.

no_email 3 Reviews 590 reads
posted
6 / 19

You need to quit drinking.  

Posted By: captain7
I have had several handjobs with prostate massage from many ladies. They were incredible! So, last night after a couple of beers, I decided to rub one out with a prostate massage, so I lube up and away I went. The problem was that the sensation of both the prostate massage and the orgasm didn't have the same sensation or intensity as the ones I've had with the ladies.  
   
 Am I doing something wrong or is it just not the same as having a provider do the deed? What's been your experience?

-- Modified on 2/17/2014 3:16:21 PM

anonymousfun 6 Reviews 563 reads
posted
7 / 19
Gemma Coreana See my TER Reviews 598 reads
posted
8 / 19

Even when I'm playing with my toys cuz I'm always hormonal, it's better to have someone else part taking makes the whole experience fabulous!!!!!

captain7 829 reads
posted
10 / 19
breannabreeze See my TER Reviews 480 reads
posted
11 / 19

From a former client turned fuck buddy who literally has magic fingers.  Some of the best orgasms of my life, completely astounds me that all it involved was some fingers haha.  I guess the point I'm trying to make is although I can orgasm with my own fingers, all the work and effort not to mention position my fingers put in to it didn't have nearly a tenth of the effect that this guys fingers did.

Dave76015 38 Reviews 520 reads
posted
13 / 19

At first I was thinking it was with MP girls vs. real providers, and then...W T F   A M   I   R E A D I N G ????   OK, so you were just shitfaced corn holing yourself, chokin' the chicken to save a few bucks.    
Next time you might try that, tie a belt around the towel bar and add that to the auto eroto-mix.    
But Captain, please, just do the right thing and stimulate the local economy by hiring a professional !!!

2labman 26 Reviews 500 reads
posted
14 / 19

Must have had trouble getting a narrator to keep a straight face.

2labman 26 Reviews 580 reads
posted
15 / 19

Either he was going for your G spot, or you have a prostate after all!  Something you care to share with us?

breannabreeze See my TER Reviews 555 reads
posted
16 / 19

His fingers didn't go anywhere near my ass haha :)

inicky46 61 Reviews 762 reads
posted
17 / 19

is to find her G-spot with two fingers and massage it with a "come hither" motion whilst flicking the tip of my tongue rapidly over her clit.

breannabreeze See my TER Reviews 649 reads
posted
18 / 19

But he didn't dig at the spot like most guys do.

inicky46 61 Reviews 589 reads
posted
19 / 19

Massaging it with a circular motion works well, as does the "come hither" stroke.  You need to try both and see which works best, combined with that tongue.

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