My hair is usually in curlers and I have my strap-on that needs adjusting.
Just kidding! It's our clothes, silly, as stated above. Plus, why show our face to more maids than necessary. Or neighbors, goodness! I guess they'd all want to be cuming over for coffee and bisquits. Wink!
Why is it, when meeting that special girl, they all "hide" behind the door as you walk in??? Is it a L.E. thing? Safety issue? So they can see you through the crack and slam it if your creepy? I'm sure opinions will vary, just tell me what YOU think.
This happened to me last night. As the door opened, she completely hid behind the door. As I saw what she was wearing though (red teddy and black thigh-high stockings) it made sense. She told me that she was afraid of somebody walking past while I was coming in. Makes sense.
There may be other folk walking in the hall who can look in as they go past. She can only see a small segment of the hall through the peephole. You knock and she opens dressed "down" for you and any passersby can pretty well guess what's happening.
another reason I prefer jeans and a t-shirt or sweat or best of all workout gear...
Am I a nut for preferring a real environment? No real GF ever did that lingerie shit- I would have been weirded out... Puts so much pressure on the moment...
My hair is usually in curlers and I have my strap-on that needs adjusting.
Just kidding! It's our clothes, silly, as stated above. Plus, why show our face to more maids than necessary. Or neighbors, goodness! I guess they'd all want to be cuming over for coffee and bisquits. Wink!
A variation of an old trick we did in college. The provider should fill a manila envelope full of shaving cream, slide it under the door with the flap up then, when the hobbyist knocks, drop a Websters Unabridged Dictionary on the portion of the envelope still inside the room, spraying him (or her) head to toe with shaving cream! A Gideon's bible or Book of Mormon will also work if a dictionary is unavailable. What a great way to break the ice!
This is how we killed time in West Lafayette, IN (University of Michigan) LOL
Did you ever do the time-honored dog manure in a flaming bag trick?
You must reconnoiter to be sure an adult victim is home. Put manure in the bag, put bag in front of door, set bag on fire, ring doorbell, leave quickly. When the homeowner opens the door, his natural instinct is to stamp out the flaming bag. Big surprise. moderating amusing if you are an adolescent [hey, today i turned 50 and this never fails to amuse the -- beg pardon -- shit out of me].
Disadvantage -- to really enjoy this you have to be nearby to observe. And the victim might see you and put 2 and 2 together.
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