Is there anyone capable let alone willing to get laid right after Thanksgiving diner?

 
If so, I propose a special medal for them.

I still don't understand why some people don't want to fuck when full, tired, drunk, dehydrated or any other physical condition. My dick gets hard with a full stomach the same as I do when it's empty.  

 
I will accept your medal, but I'd prefer pussy. lol

I planned to see a girl after dinner but she wanted to end early today so I had to settle for right before dinner. Does that count? I just finished with her and still exhausted but thankful. No big deal because I never eat more than I can handle.

Only problem is that I can't find one black Friday  special.  Where's the holiday spirit girls?

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My immune system must have been down. I copped the cough and crud that is going around. I had to cancel 2 wonderful ladies this week. I would never knowingly pass along a virus.
I also didn't go to or have any big meal today.  

I'll have to wait till next week to get back to sweet fuckery and debauchery .

the Giants are worse.  At least their offense is.

Too funny!  I just posted a Black Friday special on the Vegas board!

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and I can't possibly be the only "old man" around here who doesn't need anything more than a light breeze to get aroused.

 
I will confess I have had women comment "Wow, you are hard already" to me before.  It always made me wonder as my knee jerk reaction to that comment has always been "of course I am hard, shouldn't I be?"  Do that many of you really need to be coaxed into getting an erection?

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The comedienne was probably talking about you when she saw the performer instantly getting hard immediately after eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I love to hear the stories about how you did that to some of your administrative assistants after having a sandwich at your desk.