Just curious if anyone here has played any practical jokes or played any gags with customers or providers.  I had an idea for a little bit of humor for my next visit, but I'm not sure about her sense of humor, so I'll probably not do it.

Don't tell her you're pregnant

...they usually get the humor when I do that.

And it didn't end well. Remember you don't really know each other and sense of humor can be misinterpreted.

even if he has a huge belly about 6 months into pregnancy.

She bit my dick during BBBJ.  It really hurt even tho she claimed she didn't bite all that hard. She didn't realize how sensitive a guys dick is and she just kept laughing.  

I've noticed that with a couple of providers, even when just joking around. I asked one if she'd ever been serenaded by a guy. She said no, and I said, "well, then. Next time I'll bring my accordion." I think the joke was too dry for her, as it didn't register.

What 'kind' of joke are we talking?

But I don't think a session is the time or place for a gag.  It's serious business when you come right down to it.

The biggest gag I pulled was on my inamorata on our first date.  I arranged for a horse and carriage to bring us  back to the hotel from our restaurant.  She did not know this.  She went outside to wait for me as I settled the bill, and when I got there she was petting the horse and wondering what lucky couple was going to be taking the carriage home.

I said, hey, let commandeer the hack and take it back, and I pretended that I overheard the couple in the restaurant and got their name.  So she thought I was some kind of nut, but I think she saw through it, but who knows, she played along which was fun.

In any case, I do my hijinks on the boards when I'm in the mood.

See above. I'm not talking throwing a pie in the face or anything like that.

Once took a lovely lady shopping at Victoria's Secret and let her pick out some sexy lingerie.

Kidnapping Turdy?

It is so hard to believe that you have been having bad luck in you hobbying adventures, as you seem to constantly bemoan?... Then you write something like this.

Never!!!

Point taken.

And thanks for the new word!
(well, new to me...)
You know these back-woods people rarely teach me anything new or cultured (mostly the reverse actually...)
"My inamorato" has such a nice ring to it!
Glad I googled inamorata....  
Thankyou, as always, Mr.Fisher, you are the head of the class (with endless class!)

Oh dear! LMAO!! Thanks, I needed a good giggle today

Bite your dick (off) when you pinched her nose shut.  A woman who has your dick in her mouth is not to be offended, picked on, bothered or anything else...