As someone who occasionally commutes on crowded trains, I will assure you nothing like what you described has ever happened to me.  Best I've ever done is making eye contact with a cute gal and getting a nice smile out of it.  I know the jerks and bumps of a commuter train, so it's hard... scratch that, difficult for me to imagine that she wasn't flirting with you.  If it ever happens again, get off at her stop and offer to help her carry her bags wherever she's going.  

Maybe it'll be some dude next time.  Maybe it was this time too

You didnt say but you didn't even pay her, right? Sounds like my kinda gal.

It's like when "we" were around 12 or so....getting excited over a bit of cleavage  LOL

Did you maybe think that she was rubbing her ass against your dick on purpose? ! ? !
What harm wood it have been let it happen?  

What the OP described seems like intentional flirting to me.

you weren't being such a perv and could focus beyond her ass for more than 2 minutes. If you were a gentleman and offered to "pick up the bag" for her, who knows what else you might have gotten besides a bump in the ass on a bus.  

Unfortunately I've had some asses in my face on trains...and often they would be a TER 7...meaning she's pretty damn plain looking.  

This was a figment of a shallow imagination.

Seems to works well with the broads that frequent this board for some reason. LOL

no, you were being a complete 'guy' which is fine but don't expect any  true lady to respond to a bump in the ass. Maybe some lol...sorry I shouldn't classify all lol.  

...though I have had a little boob contact on metro, lol.  But if my mind has really been "wandering" while I'm in a meeting, or at my desk, or even as I'm close to my destination in my car, I do try to switch my thoughts.  Have done the baseball or sports thing, but nothing gets my guy to behave quicker than Janet Reno.  Little did she know when she left DC after the Clinton Administration, that her public service would continue on for decades.  Killing the nation's untimely boners since 1988.  Thank you for your service Janet.

I'd be giving a WTF look at something like that! Some dude with his sausage roll displayed like that? I'd think he was the perv wanting woman to see it.

So don't even think about it, LOL!!!

Steph xoxo

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I thought you didn't pay for pussy on any level. Ya know flashing those pearly whites, exuding charm, ya know all those things that win women over here (apparently lol). Can't imagine what else it could possibly be.  

I take standing-room-only public transportation frequently and have never had to brace myself using only my ass against a stranger.

I'm letting junior stand at full attention.  That way there will be no doubt in her mind what kind of an effect she had on me.  I bet she'd feel real good about having made some stranger's day.

Just because i get pussy on sale, or maybe its better said that I get it on "sales not offered to the soft john public", lol.

women enjoy looking, too. They just hide it better and lie about it!

Back when I was in college, I was driving to classes and saw a nice looking young woman standing by her car. The hood was up. I stopped to see if I could help. She said she was running late for a doctor's appointment. The problem would have taken too long for me to fix and still get her to her appointment on time, so I offered her a ride.  

Come on now.......you didn't think I was going to really share one of  my dreams on here did ya lol.  

But sadly, I won't be there. I know. I'm sorry.

Minnie, why the need to always pick on Jack? We're all glad you're back. Please don't be a buzzkill?

Is something I'm sure guys dream of. If a butt gets you that turned on that easily, feel blessed that your tool is still active lol.

Ain't nothing wrong with getting turned on from a loose woman.

Naw, couldn't have been. But, I've been on the umm...receiving end? of that before on the DC metro.  

I did drive the young lady to her doctor. I didn't drive her back to the car, though.

Somehow I picture that lol.

I'm moving onward soon and must leave this wonderful review board behind. But I'm sure 'if' I ever look back, nothing will have changed. So that's a good thing for all of you.

I doubt he was at full mast, and there was no hiding.

I don't know, now that I know it was you, it's sounding kind of hot. Keep going...

Aren't you always 'moving on?' I'm confused. Xoxo

It was completely random. And both of us were trying to avoid contact----but we were getting jostled and jarred about by the movement of the train. And, more people kept cramming into the space at every stop, pushing us closer together......there was no where to go.....

I was enjoying Rod's thread- and then Taylor showed up and took it to a new level

This is the kind of fun that this place could be all the time ...

see ya in 6 minutes

IMO, you did exactly the right thing in not trying to turn the situation into more than it was.  

I think right about now Rod has another boner, lol.

All men pay for pussy, in some way, shape or form.

That will always throw you forward. Basic physics.
When it lurches forward it would push you back.

But I have been in trains in many other cities. While seats face forward and backwards, it is my experience that people standing almost always face forward or sideways. I don't recall ever being on a train with people standing backwards. I guess I learn something new every day. Maybe DC people are backwards

So how am I to enjoy lurking when you post something like this? Too interesting to not respond.

Even women who happen to be sex workers appreciate not being treated like this

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but I'm in DC all the time and the Metro is a Darwinian fucking nightmare at rush hour. Frontways, sideways, backways, whateverways, you jam into the car however you can or you pitch a tent and live at the station, especially if you're at one of the stops where it's all on and nobody off. Size and assertiveness (read: semi-polite aggression) are your only friends and while my junk has never been familiar with a hot girl's butt and I think it's equally possible that OP is an embellishment of a less salacious encounter designed to facilitate an all too familiar "look everyone I'm back!" post, I'll allow that it's quite plausible given DC's mass chaos mass transit.

and he got the blowjob.

ha....you crack me up Rod. Yeah... her too...

I'm in Hawaii. We don't have trains. However, I have ridden trains in Chicago, Vancouver, Seattle, Portland, Phoenix and northern and southern California. I remember seats facing both ways but standing people facing forward. Just more natural and more comfortable. Then again, I guess I haven't been on those trains in rush hour commute either.  

Yes I am...that's the point. It's always been a progression to where I really want to be here in this world. It may have not gone down conventionally or smoothly like many other ladies here, but I'm ok with it lol. I'm there now, that's all that matters to me lol.  

From the peanut gallery this evening, or early morn I should say.

She was probably in an even more desperate situation then so I bet he got an even better bj. So you did a good deed for two people.

Methinks Rod's been channeling his inner Woody instead of his outer woody.

Just curious - if a lady is in this business for the long haul, do you feel she isn't able to change and better herself?

Of course not. As long as she's doing what works for her as the time changes. We can't ever stop time, that's one thing we have no control over. Any of us.

Who 'Mr Crack' is. As for my fantasy list don't recall your being on it but that means nothing. I just get confused as you 'leave' then return then depart again. And if my being concerned is a bother, no worries. Won't happen again. Whatever works. Best of luck regardless. Xoxo

Now you're getting somewhere!

He's a handle here.  

And I don't recall saying that. Doesn't mean I didn't though lol. I'm just glad our little pineta is back. Just as you clearly are too. Have a good week. Xoxo

Only you would turn a funny story about close contact with a gal on a train into maybe it was  a dude, while finding  it odd a guy would be turned on by casual rubbing on a Gals butt.
   
  Too bad for you and good for your Bros, a woman's cleavage in public does nothing  for you.
   
   I couldn't help but notice, three of  your bromantics  liked how you're thinking.
 
      The other two must be having  lunch together or buying your Tampons at Costco.
   
   
   
 

Thanks  LOL

Posted By: quadseasonal

Only you would turn a funny story about close contact with a gal on a train into maybe it was  a dude, while finding  it odd a guy would be turned on by casual rubbing on a Gals butt.  
     
   Too bad for you and good for your Bros, a woman's cleavage in public does nothing  for you.  
     
    I couldn't help but notice, three of  your bromantics  liked how you're thinking.  
   
       The other two must be having  lunch together or buying your Tampons at Costco.  
     
     
     
   
   

Posted By: Dr Who revived

Maybe it'll be some dude next time.  Maybe it was this time too?  
     
 

BTDT, sort of.  

Smart, funny and yummy...I'm coo coo for coco puffs

because we won't be meeting anytime soon

Well, I guess you're a natural wingman. Lol! But yes, you should have gotten the BJ's. He totally scammed her,

Let alone comprehensible. I guess we have to pick our evils here lol.  

...I'm a big, sassy, gay, black man. I'll answer to "sistah" or "GUUUUURRRRRRLLLL."

Posted By: RodTidweLL

Or do you mean she's cool like coco like Ice It's wife?  
   
 Tobi if you are mixed can I call you sista now? Lol. Omg, this is my second request to call you sista! What say you?  
   
 

Led you to think I could possibly be talking about him? Nice of you to prop him up though as it's always much needed. But thanks for making others point. You and Mr Tidwell lol a match made in heaven for sure!

I heard it was the 50th state's biggest boondoggle to date.

Posted By: perfectstorm

I'm in Hawaii. We don't have trains. However, I have ridden trains in Chicago, Vancouver, Seattle, Portland, Phoenix and northern and southern California. I remember seats facing both ways but standing people facing forward. Just more natural and more comfortable. Then again, I guess I haven't been on those trains in rush hour commute either.  
   
 I still don't believe roddy's story.

silly me lol

And I quote from you to Ms. Steele: "I'm just glad our little pineta is back. Just as you clearly are too." Obviously you were talking about the OP, am I wrong?

Your auto correct will automatically put the proper accents that you can't do with an English keyboard.

I guarantee you, if Jack had done the negotiating, he would have got the BJ's lol

Hey honeeeeeyyyy

but always remember when you tell a girl to "put out or get out" make damn sure it's not her car. lmao

Its always good to learn from one's mistakes I always say.............

Can you?

Ex-BIL said no to the BJ offer, and I didn't find out from him about it until long after I'd paid the rent for those months.

And it may very well have been. But I don't necessarily buy it. But then I'm not worried about it (as you clearly are) and I don't have the time to check it out. I'd hope you have better things to be concerned with like your next big move relative to your business?

I said there's no train right now. There is one under construction. They are years from being completed, already hundreds of millions over budget, poorly planned, using ancient rail technology, and probably will not be widely used when (if?) it ever gets finished.

backwards. Worried? I'm not worried lol.  

And you're lucky I'm at least calling you Mr...........my dear.

Maybe he was afraid she'd bite it?

This will officially be the train to nowhere.

There is no such thing as free cock. Girls always pay one way or another, even if it isn't with money. Ask any girl who ever got laid. Cock always cost. And this is not a slam on men. It is realty. In fact "free" cock is generally more expensive than paying cash for it. It is why you men can pay your rent, and I girl selong it us out of luck unless she is Victoria Secret model or something. 

I laughed when I heard that term back in the 60's. Even as young and naive as I was then, I knew there were always strings attached.  

Well, snail was on the tasting, but the rest of the dinner was awesome! I still have the snail in my freezer for good luck. 😮

Figures.  

You're business model clearly is without peer. Who am I to opine?

You can figure it out. I know you can.

My business model you ask? Well....

who is the gentleman here with 13 reviews and who's the gentleman here with a 101 more reviews than that...that's if I can do my math correctly lol.  

Thanks for the tip. I guess there is no longer any excuse for me not using the proper accents when typing in Spanish now. Well except for my complete lack of skill in the language of course. lol

I have downloaded Spanish keyboards on both my iPad and my iPhone, which auto corrects my horrible Spanish, but I now I guess I don't have an excuse for not using the correct accents when typing in Spanish on my desk top. Thanks again.

Maybe it was a product of growing up in the SF Bay Area of the "free love era" but I can remember plenty of times where "no strings" meant exactly that, Hot monkey sex at night, and not even an exchange of phone numbers in the morning. As long as both parties are like minded, no one get hurt in the slightest. I guess that's why we always called it "casual sex"

Exactly

I love threads like these. These are a blast lol.

I am one helluva date lol. Let me know when you come, we'll have a good time.  

but you sure do a lot of followin' ....

Never too old to learn more about the "right ways" to get a gal's attention...