for them pieces of green paper with dead presidents on them

I go to the office for a few hours, for which I recieve some of those same pieces of green paper. I go see an SP and give her some of those very same pieces of green paper, and in return we have a great time together. What's not to like? lol

I didn't think it was possible, but it does appear that some of the posters here are getting even stupider. I know many of you thought that we had already hit rock bottom, but the posts of late have proved otherwise.

You guys should see the posts that don't make it onto the board, some of them make DeepStudDiver look intelligent.

cash works just fine with me as well.

I bet it irks you as well when a provider wastes your time, yet acts like her time is worth more than yours. Bugs the shit out of me.

What kind of pawn shop hookers are you trying to see? You wanna go out and buy some shit to give her, instead of just handing the money over to her directly...why? What is the point of that? Or is it that you're too broke to pay the price of entry, so you think she'll settle for some crap you have lying around your house?

What an awkward conversation that would be - "so, uh, I'm a little short today, but I got some extra 2x4's laying around, a nice VCR, a tranny for a fox body Mustang, an old dining room table, ummmmm...oh, and the complete 3rd season of 'Martin' still in the plastic...come on! Wait, wait...I got these cheeseburgers...I'll...I'll suck yo' clit!"

What do you guys think about bartering? What would be something a provider would consider bartering for?

Laptop = 2 hours; Run-down 2nd hand car = overnight?

If provider ask for a laptop, I guess that's 2 hours.

If a provider wants you to buy her a ride (because she doesn't have one), get her a $2000 vehicle.
That's like an over-nighter.

LMAO

Wasn't this issue addressed just the other day!
Fill the damn envelope with greenbacks and get on with it,,Geeez!!!

Don't try it.

Rehab for your obvious Ambien addiction.
You're definitely dreaming !! LOL

Hey, sometimes I do some nice things for free without expectations. That's fine.

But for a woman to have access to my skill sets in exchange for her "time and companionship" when she has no sense of shared fate or destiny with me? No way.

Depending on the skills I accept three types of payment.

1. Honoring what I have provided by making use of it.
2. Gold or silver
3. Cash money

I have had women try to barter sex for my skills -- as recently as yesterday. (A civie (?)) No. I do a disservice to myself by parting with them so cheaply.

I am sure, turning it around, that many providers feel the same way and I don't blame them.

LMAO!!!,,,That was funny!!!

Too much room for confusion.  I went to school for 12 yrs to learn my skill set and take 150 hours of continuing education to maintain current.  An appointment with me can run $250-600 and last between 15 min and an hour.  Funny how many ladies are quick to dismiss the the price of my services and want to negotiate a better price.  I'll stick to cash.  Not to mention bartering healthcare services is a grey area to me morally at best.IMHO
Doc

I missed a girl in town and she is now 70 miles away.  I asked if I drove to her would she give me a deal.  I am meating her on Friday for a discounted price.

I have some spares and she needed a car. I said no. Cheaper to pay cash. Also had an offer for car repair services much closer cost wise but also turned it down. I don't barter for sex with anyone as they ether want to much or fail to realize that my time is worth as much as their time. Cash is often the cheapest way to go. Now I have gave my time away for free just to be nice, and I have gave some extremely generous gifts but bartering is a bit insulting to both parties.

But we get the idea.

I'm still waiting for them to pay my ass, considering how good they tell me I am and the fact I do all the work...!

I think you have a very, very long wait ahead of you. lol

never had but did have an offer.  once worked for major electronics retailer. hot blonde offered me  a night of sex for a new tv.

Canthisbeso
That post was epic man, had me in tears

LuckyIrishPrick
i literally laughed so hard i spit all over my monitor!