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Hating New Years! I always get thrown in jail New Years Eve for pissing myself.
Otis_the_drunk
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Providers give me golden showers and Andy & Barney think I'm piss drunk. I'm just drunk. I'm going to start pissing on the girls.
How do ya get a DWI for driving a bovine BBW ? Hiccup
But I'll just roll outta bed, or get up off the floor, take a piss, get a beer and put a little mood music on to start the rest of the day that I slept thru half of!.... 
Related Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvsQsao1F88&ob=av2e