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I'd buy an English second-division football (soccer) team, hire Bruce Arena as general manager (coach), and pay for him to work it up to the first division, then the Premiership. He deserves it.

What's the first thing you do with your new found wealth?

Hmmm, I've always wanted a mink-lined bathtub . . .


HPG

-- Modified on 4/5/2003 12:20:00 PM

I think it goes without saying that I would pay off every last bill or debt  I had.
Next  I would pay off my parents mortgage, and buy and furnish a new house.
Finally after buying a few cars, boats and other toys, I would go forth and enlist the aid of those providors that heretofor have been out of my price range...hehehe FOR AN INDEFINITE PERIOD OF TIME! After all price is no longer an issue right?

1. Start writin' checks to all my family and friends and employees, charter a plane and go to Vegas!!

2. Go to the Harley shop!!!

3. Expand the business!!


Hummmmmmmm. Maybe i got numbers 1 and 2 reversed. Maybe i can write the checks while i'm riding to the Harley shop?!?!? Nooo, that won't work either........hehehehe.

A Spectator4407 reads

of my favorites deals to be my mistresses of the nature similar to an open relationship (boyfriends yes, clients no).

Once in a while, use TER as a guide to sample a few creme de la creme ladies.  Get a hot car, a palatial like house with grand view to increase the possibility of converting some beautiful ladies I encountered to semi-pros.

There are other non-sex related matters to take care of obviously.  No need to bore you all with the list.

-- Modified on 4/5/2003 3:56:11 PM

I'd buy an English second-division football (soccer) team, hire Bruce Arena as general manager (coach), and pay for him to work it up to the first division, then the Premiership. He deserves it.

Then on the second week I`d take some hottie to Vegas for fun and good times. Hmmm.... probibly take Morgan there too.

Decided to take the idea on the serious side:

1. Put half of it into tax free funds, steady income for life and never pay Uncle Sammy ever again!

2. Give 10 million to a major university, on the condition I can take any course I want and come and go as I please. I also gain priveledges as a major contributor.

3. Spend about a million on a real plush house near campus. Another million on assorted toys. Hire staff to maintain house and toys, and generally clean up after me.

4. Set up a personally run scholarship program. Pay someone in Financial Assistance to sort out the bright and pretty coeds and offer them the scholarship. Requirements: live in my new campus home, maintain their grades, any additional studies I require and their summers are spent pleasing me. Extra studies would start with 1 month course with a female porn star or my favorite escort. A couple weeks learning to strip. Probably a course in becoming a chef. Nice deal over all. They get an education, travel and variety of experience. I get all the young coeds that I want, with new ones rotating in each year.

5. Quarterly vacations to places in the world I have never been or ever expected to see. Not just the tourist spots but those hard to get to and secluded spots that are seldom seen. Might just take the last years issues of National Geographic and randomly pic one, then go to the place pictured on the cover.

blues traveler3172 reads

Let's see...

1. Establish a diversified portfolio that would generate 7-10% annual interest income.
2. 10 percent to the church.
3. Buy a 4,000 sq ft house.
4. Several classic cars.
5. Establish a 90-day rotation w/highly rated providers.
6. Fund diabetes research.

And...
7. Buy our fighting guys (and gals) a beer when they return.

Besides the house/car upgrades, I'd like to take a month long trip to Australia with Ali...

...will be very busy and well taken care of. It's comforting to know that we gentlemen here all have our priorities straight and that our little heads are firmly in charge.

After all the responsible stuff like paying off all my family members' mortgages and that sort of thing I'd set up a charitable foundation giving money to human rights and development causes.  I work raising money for that sort of thing now, it would be wonderful to be able to give more away instead.

Then I'd travel the world some more. Starting with a Harley trip in the South West USA with just me and a Johnny Depp lookalike, a Brad Pitt lookalike (I'm assuming $10 million wouldn't be enough to persuade the real guys to join me....) and a suitcase full of lingerie, condoms and toys!!  Not sure how much bike riding we'd manage to get around to...it could be a long trip...... ;))

Two best responses:  see Carrie of London, and buy all our troops a beer when the get back, are my favorites.

By the way, is Carrie on EVERYONE's list of providers to see?  Unlikely I'll ever get to London unless I do win the lottery, maybe she'll come to San Diego some day.

Jim

Ginger girl3443 reads

I take off to Tuscany with My ATF and spend our time painting , writing and fucking...but not necessarilly in that order. WHen we need a change of venue we go to the lovely villa I urchased on the cliffs overlooking lake Cuomo. There of course would be alot of great wine and food along with some beautiful italian ladies to spice things up...

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