My favorite bad headline du jour is “Back by popular demand.”

Yeah, it was unmistakable, the clamor for your return. People were posting ads on Facebook, putting up billboards, signing petitions, and marching on the capitol. Thank god you’re back. Maybe now the din will abate.

How about the rest of you? What are your favorites?

"Beware of fakes" usually means the poster is one.

visit them same cities on a rotating basis. The phrase would most likely be appropriate then.

It's not her and it isn't free.

She's 6 for looks and is counting on you going through with the appointment anyway because your dick is hard when you get there.  

Maybe not that bad of a headline but I used say it in high school and it still sounds pretty cool.

Almost always means... the pictures are totally fake or probably taken years ago, and she looks nothing like the photos.