Here's my question for for the ladies and the gents:
Should any on the following provider behaviors that happen at a session be reported in a review? And should they be cause to downgrade her performance score? (OK, that 2 questions.) Here we go - - - The lady falls asleep during the session and won't wake up. The lady invites you into her incall, where there are 3 or 4 friends on the couch who all say hello as they get up and leave. Your scheduled session should end on the hour. The lady asks you to hurry and leave early because her next visitor will be at the door on the hour. The lady picks her nose, one knuckle deep. The lady vomits profusely following a bbbjcim, and says she has felt sick to her stomach all day. The lady asks if you could give her some of your prescription medication. The lady stops the session midway and says she needs to have some orange juice or food immediately due to low blood sugar. She explains she did not bother to eat that day. The lady gets very drunk during the session. The lady has heavy and copious stiff stubble on her normally smooth poontang. On a paid dinner date, the lady has genuinely atrocious table manners, but the playtime is fine. The lady answers her cell phone, during the action. Pretty standard stuff... Do you tell? And count it against her? What say you?yes, yes, yes, that's when I would have left, believe it or not some guys pay extra for that, yes, maybe, maybe, lol, now we are getting silly, no, yes.
None of this is "pretty standard stuff" in my world of hobbying. Maybe you need to move away from Back Page...
Again with the name calling?
Hell yes you should write about it. Hobbyist have an obligation to report the truth to their fellow hobbyist. Nothing like being disappointed on a date with known information that was not shared. Especially if it happens all the time.
We count on each other to give us great information about providers and I see nothing wrong with speaking the truth about an encounter. (just the very important stuff....all ladies can have an off night but if its a serious issue than I would want to know about it).
It might have an impact on my choice of ladies.
Um, did you forget about our dinner date lol. Love ya babe!
No I did not.....Just waiting for the right time to get there babe. It will be sooner than you think. I cant wait.
"Yo, where can I smoke at?" LOL>>>>>
And tell it the way it happened...
Hopefully, she will take it in positive manner and improve her service..
If she does any of those no=no's, then report it in review and count it against her, unless you reallly know that these are not normal, based on personal experience.
Here's my question for for the ladies and the gents:
Should any on the following provider behaviors that happen at a session be reported in a review? And should they be cause to downgrade her performance score? (OK, that 2 questions.)
Here we go - - -
The lady falls asleep during the session and won't wake up.
The lady invites you into her incall, where there are 3 or 4 friends on the couch who all say hello as they get up and leave.
Your scheduled session should end on the hour. The lady asks you to hurry and leave early because her next visitor will be at the door on the hour.
The lady picks her nose, one knuckle deep.
The lady vomits profusely following a bbbjcim, and says she has felt sick to her stomach all day.
The lady asks if you could give her some of your prescription medication.
The lady stops the session midway and says she needs to have some orange juice or food immediately due to low blood sugar. She explains she did not bother to eat that day.
The lady gets very drunk during the session.
The lady has heavy and copious stiff stubble on her normally smooth poontang.
On a paid dinner date, the lady has genuinely atrocious table manners, but the playtime is fine.
The lady answers her cell phone, during the action.
Pretty standard stuff...
Do you tell? And count it against her?
What say you?
Sleeping Beauty did it on each of three sessions.
She explained when I called her the next day that she had a condition and took medication. Either a brave woman or a foolish one, I thought, as during the first session, I could have left without paying, robbed her blind, stolen her purse and car, made gato tacos with her cat, or left a creamie package right inside her backdoor, and she would not have woken up.
Of course I would never even consider anything like that in any situation.
Except maybe for the tacos.
The 3 times I saw her, yes. Once during cunnilingus.
Apparently my saliva is Ambien, and my spunk, ipecac. Lucky me.
Scary you would even think of those things
In ten years of "hobbying," the only one of those that I've had come close to happening is the stubble thing! I say you need to do better screening!
So tell me, all-knowing and all-wise whore-monger messiah, how does one go about screening for NQNS-induced regurgitation?
And PLEASE!!!! Address me as"grasshopper" when you teach me.
Pretty much all of it I think would heavily count against a lady's performance. If for no other reason there should always be a level of professionalism and just plain manners. There is trash and there is class and a very big red line between them. To be a provider you need to have manners and know how to behave in all situations. A provider should also make sure the client is the center of their attention. Like WTF? If you can't handle your business get a booker. It is plain rude. But there will always be those ladies who aren't as refined as the best. Sometimes you get what you pay for and people need to be aware of what they are potentially getting themselves into. Isn't that the point of a review? Anyway, If you or other gentleman have encountered such terrible service I apologize and hope your future is filled with happier and more pleasant encounters.
Here's my question for for the ladies and the gents:
Should any on the following provider behaviors that happen at a session be reported in a review? And should they be cause to downgrade her performance score? (OK, that 2 questions.)
Here we go - - -
The lady falls asleep during the session and won't wake up.
The lady invites you into her incall, where there are 3 or 4 friends on the couch who all say hello as they get up and leave.
Your scheduled session should end on the hour. The lady asks you to hurry and leave early because her next visitor will be at the door on the hour.
The lady picks her nose, one knuckle deep.
The lady vomits profusely following a bbbjcim, and says she has felt sick to her stomach all day.
The lady asks if you could give her some of your prescription medication.
The lady stops the session midway and says she needs to have some orange juice or food immediately due to low blood sugar. She explains she did not bother to eat that day.
The lady gets very drunk during the session.
The lady has heavy and copious stiff stubble on her normally smooth poontang.
On a paid dinner date, the lady has genuinely atrocious table manners, but the playtime is fine.
The lady answers her cell phone, during the action.
Pretty standard stuff...
Do you tell? And count it against her?
What say you?
don't think a "client" should have to tolerate that, but if you're getting OTC time, you betcha. You signed up for the REAL her when you agreed to free shit lol. She does not owe you manners when she is not on your time. Sad, but true ha ha ha
Although I think it is the ultimate GFE. When you get to see the real girl, the one behind all the acting, without makeup, and you still want to hang around that says a lot.
This one girl made me change her air condition filters and they are on the ceiling, I needed a ladder. LMAO
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I'm with you on that! I just rolled with the flow.
I wondered if the the thirty-year difference in our age would draw attention as were seated. Especially because she was dressed like a ... well, you know... and could pass for 17.
But that drew much less attention than her... um... "joyous" laughter at my rapier wit and the half-chewed "Bloomin' Onion" that flew from her mouth onto our server's shirt.
Made me wish I really WAS Out Back! Bwahahahaha!
sounds like " pretty standard fluff " to me...
Here's my question for for the ladies and the gents:
Should any on the following provider behaviors that happen at a session be reported in a review? And should they be cause to downgrade her performance score? (OK, that 2 questions.)
Here we go - - -
The lady falls asleep during the session and won't wake up.
The lady invites you into her incall, where there are 3 or 4 friends on the couch who all say hello as they get up and leave.
Your scheduled session should end on the hour. The lady asks you to hurry and leave early because her next visitor will be at the door on the hour.
The lady picks her nose, one knuckle deep.
The lady vomits profusely following a bbbjcim, and says she has felt sick to her stomach all day.
The lady asks if you could give her some of your prescription medication.
The lady stops the session midway and says she needs to have some orange juice or food immediately due to low blood sugar. She explains she did not bother to eat that day.
The lady gets very drunk during the session.
The lady has heavy and copious stiff stubble on her normally smooth poontang.
On a paid dinner date, the lady has genuinely atrocious table manners, but the playtime is fine.
The lady answers her cell phone, during the action.
Pretty standard stuff...
Do you tell? And count it against her?
What say you?
I was using a literary device called "irony", mac.
This is far from standard stuff.
who the fuck are you seeing??
I shit you not!
All have websites and OK reputations
Two are not in the biz now.
Two have become friends (not close, but friends none the less)
All are over $250 per hour.
I have reviewed none of them
None know that I even have a TER handle.
I learned long ago after getting deep into a community in one major city, that all sorts of shit happens and will NEVER be reported. I learned that direct from many horses mouths.
In fact, the more a woman charges and the better her overall reputation, the less likely weird shit will be revealed in reviews. It's not unlike whistle-blowing in the work place. Everyone say they want the truth, but the ones that expose the shit invariably become pariahs.
Just last month I was talking with a monger that was fucked over big-time by a very high profile top 100 lady he had great previous experience with. Expensive prepaid trip where they were to fly from their perspective cities and meet in a third city for a weekend. She never arrive. She will not return his calls or emails and has kept his 50% deposit, not to mention the hundreds lost on the flight.
And that fucker REFUSES to write any reviews or posts. Go figure.
If she got sick, or was very hungry and asked to have a sip of juice or a snack. I only say that because, being an agency girl, I know that even the best laid plans get messed up, and you don't always get to eat. Better that she stops and refuels quickly than goes through your session with no energy. And as for being sick, everyone has a day. Maybe she ate something, or took some kind of medication, or is just hung over or something that isn't contagious, and thought she could get through it. Again, being an agency girl, I have seen the backlash for canceling for something that isn't a "legitimate illness", and some girls will try to push through because of pressure from the agency/themselves not to disappoint, or because she really needs the money, or because she really does think that she'll be fine with a glass of water and some crackers cause its just a weird day. Anything that comes from being a normal human being I don't think really belongs in a review, but things that she does as part of her service that aren't great or don't live up to expectations are ok to mention.
Here's my question for for the ladies and the gents:
Should any on the following provider behaviors that happen at a session be reported in a review? And should they be cause to downgrade her performance score? (OK, that 2 questions.)
Here we go - - -
The lady falls asleep during the session and won't wake up.
The lady invites you into her incall, where there are 3 or 4 friends on the couch who all say hello as they get up and leave.
Your scheduled session should end on the hour. The lady asks you to hurry and leave early because her next visitor will be at the door on the hour.
The lady picks her nose, one knuckle deep.
The lady vomits profusely following a bbbjcim, and says she has felt sick to her stomach all day.
The lady asks if you could give her some of your prescription medication.
The lady stops the session midway and says she needs to have some orange juice or food immediately due to low blood sugar. She explains she did not bother to eat that day.
The lady gets very drunk during the session.
The lady has heavy and copious stiff stubble on her normally smooth poontang.
On a paid dinner date, the lady has genuinely atrocious table manners, but the playtime is fine.
The lady answers her cell phone, during the action.
Pretty standard stuff...
Do you tell? And count it against her?
What say you?
Those were the exact same two that I thought were excusable. Ladies get sick, they get hypoglycemic, shit happens.
Everything else on the list was horrific though.
While all those scenarios actually happened, I didn't include every piece of information, because the post was meant to be a little shocking but fun. You're reply is one of the few to thoughtfully address the possible realities of the situations. And I agree 100%
I was disappointing that the lady who had been sick all day, didn't tell me up front and give me the choice to cancel. But I was traveling out-of-town, had seen her before, and she was trying to accommodate me. That's just being a good professional. She didn't burden me with the info during the session but was obviously just pushing past it. That actually a very commendable thing! What a real sweetheart. She has no idea that the NQNS (my fave) would trigger that; if I'd had ANY idea she was not feeling well, I would in not have even asked her for oral. So while it makes for a wild one-liner-true-story, it is really just a situation that can happen to anyone.
After she was OK I said let's just stop the session (multi-hour). I can take you back to your place, or get you anything you need. Just let me know. And I'm paying you for the entire time, no discussion. She said she just wanted to relax, so we hung out, cuddled a bit and talked. She's a sweetheart and I've seen her since. There is really no reason to ever let anyone know who she is.
(Of course if she reads this post she will might figure out the story is about her and who glowerlord is. DOH! But she doesn't;t read any discussion boards, so...)
"The lady falls asleep during the session and won't wake up." Ugh...is she dead?
"The lady invites you into her incall, where there are 3 or 4 friends on the couch who all say hello as they get up and leave. " Why are they leaving...I thought this was going to be an orgy?
"Your scheduled session should end on the hour. The lady asks you to hurry and leave early because her next visitor will be at the door on the hour. " Are you fucking kidding me...finally that MFM
"The lady picks her nose, one knuckle deep." Only an issue if she doesn't offer to clean your nose out as well
"The lady vomits profusely following a bbbjcim, and says she has felt sick to her stomach all day." As long as the vomit isn't an upsell...it's all good
"The lady asks if you could give her some of your prescription medication." Only if she is into metamucil...otherwise she's shit out of luck
"The lady stops the session midway and says she needs to have some orange juice or food immediately due to low blood sugar. She explains she did not bother to eat that day" Finally a hooker that gets how to incorporate a dinner date as part of the BCD...they are rare
"The lady gets very drunk during the session" On Metamucil and vomit...how the fuck do you get drunk on that?
"The lady has heavy and copious stiff stubble on her normally smooth poontang." Paying extra for the real GFE is not part of her reviews....I like a gal like that...natural LOL
"On a paid dinner date, the lady has genuinely atrocious table manners, but the playtime is fine. " Not a problem as she'll fit right in at McD's playground. Nothing but the best for my gals
"The lady answers her cell phone, during the action" Only a problem if it's glowerlord looking for the gal to see him...and shorten my session with this sweetheart 
Seems like an understanding guy that goes with the flow ha ha. (well not all flows I hope)
Only if it isn't glowerlord, huh?
I am afraid that Cpa has had some damage after all of those tax returns. I mean, anything has to be better than that right?
Just to prove he is crazy, he is all good with playing in the hot tub with me. That speaks volumes bwaaaaaaahahahaha
Thanks for the humor CPA. Much better than watching the Brewers try to play.
In my book, a hooker who cant keep herself from vomiting up my semen, simply cant be trusted.
And you are just the kind of hooker I like to break in. You would be doing all sorts of things to me you dont do with your Johns now and loving it, begging for it after awhile.
Problem with you is you are too used to these WK mangina's running around kissing your ass when you need your ass whacked a few times with my belt. Not for punishment, but for discipline.
That will stop this whole back talking your John bullshit and bitching about the biz changing over to GFE. Men run the show sweety. One of these days I'll swing on over to N.O. and show you a real one
right back in his mouth would be be better..someone needs to gag this fuck..
So funny that you said "someone" too. You're certainly not man enough to stand up to me. You had to go to your GF. Pussy.
and any man who stands behind an alias is not ever man enough to stand up for anything..pussy..
Hiding behind an alias and attacking people is the height of pussydom.
MM
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cleans up the spew, Japanese porn style?
Sounds too awful to be true..I am gullible/did you know that word isn't in the dictionary any more?
Gullible.
Not only don't I not answer the phone, I turn it off and put it out of site as I do anything personal, so it looks uncluttered and not too personal.
...Not because of my stories. They are 100% true and all happened to me.
It's 'cuz you believe that the word is no longer in the dictionary. It's still there, right in the "G"s
Yes that is the joke., I was making a joke to you/ i thought it was obvious. I didn't consider it would need clarity. gullible and dumb/ i am many things..those i am not..but why believe me..read my reviews..my intelligence is noted and well appreciated as is my sense of humor..I don't think I should post on these boards. I was trying to make you laugh since your story is so over the top and to question what to do seemed too impossible. Kind I am but not used to this so I will depart.. carry on..Be well..
Nah... You should post! intelligence AND humor is a rare commodity at time around here.
I was just telling Gambler that I used to put lots of emoticons and other meaning keys (like *wink* or a j/k after something like 'It's right there with the G's") to show people I'm just kidding or whatever. Even so, most people would just out their own meaning to what they read, so nowadays I just put type some words and let the run their course without them.
My reply to you was tongue-in-cheek. I hope you will notice the smiley following it as the indicator. I appreciated your comment and hope to see you posting!
(on a completely different note I checked your website... RAWR! My tongue is no longer in my cheek.)
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The lady vomits profusely following a bbbjcim, and says she has felt sick to her stomach all day.
Does noise, placement (aka final resting place), texture, appearance, or smell play into the jugdement at all?
I hope for your sake these are hypothetical
All real. And that's not even an exhaustive list. ROFL!
Pointless whining
Case-in-point... rofl
actually the session finishes five mins bef the hour for dressing.
Spoken like a true clockwatcher