Mele KaIikimaka is the thing to say
On a bright Hawaiian Christmas Day
That's the island greeting that we send to you
From the land where palm trees sway
Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright
The sun to shine by day and all the stars at night
Mele KaIikimaka is Hawaii's way
To say "Merry Christmas to you".

Now, get up to the summit of Mauna Kea and have a snowball fight!  No!  Not THAT kind of snowball!