I can go to many provider sites and find a page about etiquette!  However where to the ladies go to learn about etiquette.  

'bitch slapped' with my scanning ... how bout it's no wonder, no one is 'Ready'4'U'. Get a clue.

Some gals get dozens of inquiries a day and find it hard to respond to all of them, even if they really should.  Also, you have no way of knowing if something you put into your request set off her alarms in some way or if you just didn't pass screening.
So, should she have responded?  Yes.  But to take it personally to the point where you felt you had to post a long complaint is, in my opinion, getting a bit too sensitive.  Also bear in mind that some girls reading this will decide you've got a bit too much drama for them and put you on their DNS list.

I sometimes wonder where the information I give out ends up. ESPECIALLY when there is no response. Here's what works for me.

And with all of this talk about "bitch slapping," it's easy to see why.  

I can see EXACTLY why you aren't getting any responses.  

Also not hearing back is common.  

Usually it's me being the asshole so I know you're not making progress.  

Gee, I wonder why you're ignored, you fkin dumbass. Also, the higher the rate and the better the reviews, are the very providers who are going to require you to be screened and not waste their time on some jack off who can't follow simple directions.  

If some guy sent me an email askiing "R U available," damn right he would not get a response. I am not 16... use proper English or try the truck stop.

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Everyone pretty much covered what I would say to you.  
Except in a nicer way.

Thanks, SS, you totally nailed it.  I love the way you write and really enjoyed your site.  The entire way you present yourself reeks of intelligence, sensuality and an approach to this world that is defiantly open.  Do you get the impression I like you?  The answer is obvious.

The post was written in a way to solicit a certain response. And most of you failed the test.  

wouldn't want you to miss your ride.

And sometimes you're both! Short bus! That's funny....and brings back childhood memories. Thanks ADJ

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You should have told the class that a test was forthcoming this bright sunny Monday morning  LOL

Hey doofus... it's 'Whether' not 'Weather' lol. I guess your bulb is kind of dim. Do you think anyone here cares about what you think? If you want people to be nice to you, go to the Newbie Board. This is not Disney Land.

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But I always won the farthest lougie contests and football games while waiting. Muahahahahahahaaaah.  

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'test'. Go figure. Fk being tested, if I want to be 'tested' again, I'll get a damn husband and that ain't gonna happen.

Even gave him a tutorial on how to write before. I saw any of his messages lmao.  

It's either because the ladies are busy or you're sending off a bad vibe. I would have defaulted to busy, but after that post....

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Think about it... Some guy writes a disrespectful email to us and we're supposed to give him the benefit of the doubt. "Maybe he's just testing my personality and etiquette."

.with all of that info, just for a "hope" to meet, is a moron. The stories are endless of "no replies" so avoid the BS providers who insist on the deed to your home just to SEE if she's avail. Quit enabling "pretentiousness" and choose wisely grasshopper.

I was able to snap this pic of the OP ImReadyRU as he went back to whence he came.

That says, "just inquiring before I go through screening that you're available when I am..." Is appropriate.

In December I filled out the form on a provider's site, and sent an email just in case her form handling script didn't submit. (I learned quickly that many of the cookie cutter provider sites are developed by 6th graders who just learned some HTML).

Next time some guy makes a crude remark, I should smile politely and say, 'Hello sir, thanks for the offer, but I can't today. Hope you enjoy your evening.'

I realize that some girls are just pretty flaky. I realize that not all websites/developers are created equal. But still!!  

...than some dolt trying to backpedal on their original statements. This is going to go down as one of my favorite examples of this. Dude demonstrates rage issues (and wonders why no one wants to see him), then claims it was all a "test." Classic.

I agree

If someone doesn't want to have their info "out there" if they dont even know if the girl is available, that's definitely the way to go.   I get quite a few inquiries that start off like that.

someone fills out the contact form, and i never received it on my end.

However, I wouldn't be surprised if it is something similar (or worse!)

Putting an alias on a DNS list doesn't do you much good.

If it is such a problem for you. Don't do it..
I have plenty of friends who see girls like that..
They are cheap too.. Bonus!

that he uses offensive language in his emails. Just because he used the word "bitch slapped" here, doesn't mean he uses the same language in his communication.

Who is shooting Dick Grenades into Troll Barrels?
What block, and intersection do you live at?
I'm confused.

It might be that the lady is flaky. It's just as likely that my email was caught in her spam filter, or that the form handling script and the email address had a conflict. Good, consistent form handling scripts are hard to come by

The point is..
Most high end girls screen like that.
It's a fact that.. When I was new. I had similar problems..If I fucked it up somehow. I would apologize.

You might believe you know how to behave in polite society, but your message indicates the contrary.

The exclamation point was a nice touch...lol....

With rage, moral superiority issues...

Michelle...that was hot/sexy in a weird way. Nice response! Sorry, a simple 'like' didn't feel sufficient.

I love your section "a few words about the time".

Form handling scripts are not very hard to make to make, at all. It's one of the most common requirements of website development, and requires only very basic coding skills. And if a person really can't handle the requisite code (sure, some people aren't wired like that), then there are a ton of form-handling websites that will do the job just fine for a very small fee.  

But an attitude like that is sure to shine through at some point in his communication.

U avail baby? I bitch slap u if u ask me 4 my # and shit

Be careful there sonny boy, you might pick the wrong lady and end up her four legged bitch hanging off your bleeding throat.

I had a lot of trouble finding good scripts, but that was maybe ten years ago.  

I was three years old when Nancy said "No"
Fuck Nancy.

Only the best doobige.

But the original post just came off so full of anger and aggression. Who knows if that comes through in his initial contact emails, but if it does even a little bit there's no way any reputable lady will respond. I hear over and over again that "gut" plays a huge role in whether or not a lady responds. Can't imagine this guy imparts a warm and fuzzy feeling. But I could be wrong.

since he did not provide that, we're going by the only information we have.

If we took every guy who treated us with disrespect, we would turn bitter and cold.

fucking window--snow, rain, sun, etc.

Some need a guide. I was asked by some men what they should show up like when I didn't have an etiquette portion on my site. (How about the many "shaved, trimmed, or bushy" threads.) Some guys complain, (not many, most are thankful,) but there are many who never have to look stupid and ask because our preferences are on our site.

why make excuses for girls who just can't be bothered?  

That's why I stopped with the etiquette page...it wasn't effective and just set a negative tone. The guys who needed it never read it. On my Etiquette page, I was talking to the guys I didn't want to see, rather than the ones to which I wanted to appeal.  

It only includes what many have asked time and again.

"As a side note, it seems the better her reviews the more likely she will disrespect your inquiries and waste your time."   I think you meant to say "the better her reviews, the more likely I'll disrespect them and waste their time."

I was not commenting on etiquette pages---nor was  the OP.

just to ask a few innocent questions? It seems you are frustrated with sharing so much info so quickly.  Perhaps in your case it is best NOT to respond to providers who seek info u don't want to give quite so quickly into the scenario.

Just quit filling out those insipid forms that some hookers INSIST you fill out before even talking to you. Problem solved, Not getting an answer to an email that took you all of 15 sec to fill out is NBD, wasting 15 minutes filling out one of those stupid forms only to be blown off is an entirely different matter.

I encourage them to call me as much as they want to they can get ahold of me for an appointment if they so choose.
if they do take the time to read my website it states there are some months where I may only see three to five new clients a month.
a lot of them do not read it and then they get upset why I'm not able to make time for all of the applicants.
this month I have been a little more ambitious than 3 to five!
I have actually been checking my phone and email immediately every morning keeping the phone on all day in evening'
there are periods of time or whole entire days where I am unable to sneak away to log into the email and type back and forth with people---
on these days the people who will get booked with me are the ones that are using the phone it is very easy for me to glance at the phone it is not as easy to click out of my phone into the email and type back and forth till we figure it out
if you're running around and doing errands for me it's pretty much impossible to stop in the middle of what I'm doing and sit down to type back and forth
the phone or texting it's quick it's easy I pick up the phone I can communicate in less than 2 seconds and get the appointment down with them and have them over in less than an hour'
if I've ever done this to you I apologize in advance I have lost track of many of my emails in the past and lost a lot of the people that would have been wanting to see me'
then what would happen is I would have to go open a whole new email account and contact my web designer with the new info so the reservation farms would go to the new email
in the event you are talking about me or anyone else has not gotten a response from me on a reservation form
for me personally I would appreciate that they re apply or call a second or third time
I also have accidentally deleted unread emails on numerous occasions
I delete all calls and texts in the call log and I delete the trash in the email very often oftentimes certain peoples reservations get lost in translation
for me I would never want to lose out on meeting anyone of you new people
and since I'm not able to take on every person that calls for an appointment all I can do is encourage them to continue to try calling and continue to try to contact me if and when they are able Evan if it's last minute and I assure them sooner rather than later we will eventually make it work in cross paths---
I definitely have more calls coming in than I ever would be able to humanely take on unless I had a vagina made out of metal'
I do keep the phone on and weather I am available or not available I do still answer the phone to let them know so that they can move on to the next person
from my point of view I also kind of understand where you're coming from because a lot of people will call up and chat with you and take a lot of time up as well as ask for your location in address sometimes 2 or 3 times over you will email it to them then you will text it to them then they will make you tell them over the phone
it's quite time consuming and then in the end you may end up getting a cancellation after all that hard work'
as well as personal details information besides just energy
as far as people knowing my location that's one thing I'm not secretive about my could care less if they know the location and then don't show up'
I am just not very secret squirrel and I never will be and thus far I have not ever have any problems about it so I'm not worried about it other people can worry about what they need to worry about and I will do me and worry about what I need to worry about
one thing I hate is suggestions and advice that do not adhere to me or my lifestyle
everyone in my neighborhood knows me everyone in my family knows me everyone knows what I do if people don't like me they don't have to talk to me
if people don't like my chosen lifestyle or the way that I choose to survive and pay my rent again that's their business all the more power to them---
some people like to be secret squirrels and other people could care less who wants to cyber stalk or stock in real life or otherwise take other people's inventory
for me people can make the suggestions as much as they want but they're wasting their breasts I do my business and I do me the way I always have and always will I wouldn't change for anyone else which is why I am me and they are them if at all possible routes ruled escorting then maybe everyone would do things and follow suit as the next

would you please buy a box of punctuation marks?