There's the buying of the product, lighting candles, bootlegging of the porn, picking either the Marvin Gaye mellow CD or the Wild Hooker Dance Party CD Compilation, clicking on to Avalon Rose's website to look at her photos agian, trying to invent a fuck-me-doll that randomly bites my nipples, calling my mother so she won't telephone during the act, locking the door, unlocking the door, closing the window so the noise won't wake up Petey the homeless guy who lives in my alley, making and chilling the whipped cream...then meditating on Kim and Carla crawling towards Little Sampson with that look in their eyes.

So much to do for that three minutes of joy.

But to answer your question, I did try the K-Y version.  The "warming" part was identical but I like Astroglide's longevity and "thickness" (if that's the description I'm looking for)
Didn't care for the Astroglide "Gel"...although it might be good for anal.

They all taste like chemicals...wish they'd fix that.  I'd like one that tastes like Kim and Carla.

Besides, I think it's got a slightly different demographic than Astroglide.  

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