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bonordonor 1212 reads
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russbbj3243 reads

Does anyone else (male or female) find the back of a woman's knees sexy (backside of her legs at the knees)?

I mentioned this to a lady that I saw recently and she said it's an erogenous zone for a woman, so off I went licking sucking and stroking which lead to her playing with herself to O, not that I made her O, but I'll take that it got her started.

Fuck!!! I love the female body, it's a masterpiece!!!

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ZoePiers1678 reads

In my own opinion the only real pleasure comes from making love (having sex). The greatest gift in life for a woman is a hard working man with a good size penis.. The best gift a man could ever ask for is a sexy, kind spirited, beautiful woman in his bed..  

Life is a "timeless classic"

I love my nipples sucked and my clit played with in slow circle motion.

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 Fuck!!! I love the female body, it's a masterpiece!!!

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bonordonor1472 reads

The ones without a "good size penis". lol

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floyd10391531 reads

Define "good size ". Not nearly like hearing "give me ten plus and thick " . Thanks. Zoe

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ZoePiers1512 reads

However, In the hobby size is irrelevant, bring "HIM" whatever you have and I am sure of my power to take it to ECSTASY!!

Zoe

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Define "good size ". Not nearly like hearing "give me ten plus and thick " . Thanks. Zoe

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floyd10391531 reads

Long after my best time to date I found a thread that was a year old, where she told some other ladies her preference in size. Described me almost exactly. My world was seriously rocked by her, so I am guessing that she really did enjoy my size. So do you enjoy it more when "work" and personal preference meet.

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Tobi Telford1588 reads

I'll keep it real: tiny dicks are extremely difficult to work with. Sometimes the only way to actually blow the tiny ones means repeatedly face planting into the guy's groin. Furthermore, thunderthighs like mine can be obstructive enough as it is, so the only way to fuck a teeny dick is doggy, with a female condom, and just basically mushing things together. The good news is that these extraordinarily small wangs are pretty rare, so it's a safe bet that most of y'all are fine.  

Furthermore, if you have a horse cock, that shit just hurts. My pancreas doesn't like getting cock-punched. However, such "I grew up next to a nuclear power plant" dicks are also pretty uncommon. So for those of you who hover somewhere between far below average and far above average, rejoice.

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RespectfullyYours1491 reads

You should think of going to law school. Quite unconventional, but your arguments are very compelling.

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bonordonor1406 reads

She makes more money than lawyers and she doesn't have to spend the $200k+ to become one. lol

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Tobi Telford1241 reads

I took the LSAT, applied, and got in where I would have wanted to go...problem is you can't say "twat" in court. So I opted for several useless MAs instead.  

Posted By: RespectfullyYours
You should think of going to law school. Quite unconventional, but your arguments are very compelling.

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RespectfullyYours1511 reads

There is a certain decorum that needs to be followed, but I have no doubt you could figure it out. There are different ways of saying twat that would be acceptable, but at the same time drive your point home. I just think you would be a compelling individual in a courtroom. I have no doubt a jury would find you fascinating.

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Arovet1444 reads

"Twat you are about to hear may shock you, but I remind you that it's not twat you think about the evidence, but twat the evidence compels you to conclude.  Twat you think doesn't matter, twat I think doesn't matter.  You may only consider twat the evidence proves beyond a reasonable doubt.  Thank you."

I'd buy a ticket to hear you give that opening statement.

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inicky461440 reads

It's the answer.

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bonordonor1243 reads

I twat I could, I twat I could.

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ZoePiers1669 reads

In the hobby, size is irrelevant.

Zoe Piers

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GaGambler1132 reads

I think you were actually telling the truth the first time, but still a nice save. lol

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hbyist+truth=;(1446 reads

Not ALL hookers find cock size "irrelevant".

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TheHoundOfCullin1172 reads

I mean.. Damn lady. Would you be like..
" That's a baby dick" Please leave.

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hbyist+truth=;(1491 reads

I would do a lot to keep you as a reg.

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ZoePiers1420 reads

TER PLEASE fix it..

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passlover1582 reads

Hey.  There's not a part of female anatomy on a good specimen that I won't explore :)  Eagerly.  If you want some more wierdness, I sometimes find myself stroking the inside of my left elbow with the back of my right hand, my left arm fully perpendicular from the bed, upon waking up.  Not a sexual thing, it just seems to feel good.  My point is that the human neurological system seems to lead to some highly individualized pathways in terms of what is percieved as pleasure.  When some person's giving preference lines up with someone's getting preference, it's a beautiful thing.

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JohnyComeAlready1356 reads

They don't quite compare, I absolutely admire the view of a woman from behind.

Posted By: russbbj
Does anyone else (male or female) find the back of a woman's knees sexy (backside of her legs at the knees)?  
   
 I mentioned this to a lady that I saw recently and she said it's an erogenous zone for a woman, so off I went licking sucking and stroking which lead to her playing with herself to O, not that I made her O, but I'll take that it got her started.  
   
 Fuck!!! I love the female body, it's a masterpiece!!!

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floyd10391171 reads

Oh hell yes

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bonordonor1247 reads

unless you are double jointed, I'm not sure you can do that. Unless you flipped around, then it would be considered premeditated and could have resulted in assault & battery charges. lol

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floyd10391232 reads

Two knees (e)

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Jacque_Jenesais1439 reads

It's only happened once. I jumped and my knee bent and boom. He was holding his face like "Huh?"

Then I gave him mushy TLC.

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russbbj1451 reads

There are many parts of your body I plan of licking, that's one of them, you're yummy

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bonordonor1310 reads

so if you were on your back you could have kneed him with both knees. I think I've done enough unintentional damage on this thread, I think I'll call it a night.

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russbbj1338 reads

and when a lady is on all fours, the crease between her legs and torso.

Oh hell, every inch. Women, love em!  

I just can't live with one, but admittedly that's me and not them. I'm simply not relationship material, unless she's a flight attendant or travels a lot for work. After a couple of days, she's got to get out, I know really selfish right, no doubt.

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russbbj1549 reads

the smile created from the bottom of her butt cheeks when she's standing in front of you in heels, facing away of course

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Carminaxxx1263 reads

Underbutt is the new side boob..

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MarkusKetterman1233 reads

a lovely and prominent pair of clavicles  

sacral dimples

a nicely arched iliac crest

that place between the inner thigh and her womanhood

all of which seem to be erogenous zones for some women.....

I agree - the entirety of the female body is beautiful

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russbbj1414 reads

sacral dimples ???
   
 a nicely arched iliac crest ???

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floyd10391339 reads

Just Google sacrum and iliac crest. Too much to explain w/o a pic

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russbbj1511 reads

butt dimples is easier for anatomy idiots like myself.

Hated Biology I actually walked out of Biology in High School and signed up for Physics. I had to take 1 semester of Biology in college but certainly never took anatomy. I like the human body (specifically female) but I do not care to study it, other than to stare at a woman's body. Physics makes sense to me, Geometry, Trig, Calc makes sense to me; Anatomy, Biology, not so much.

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Fridays1171381 reads

That place between her inner thigh and her womanhood.

Poetry.  Sheer poetry.

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Arovet1595 reads

Neck just below the ears...and for that matter, ears
Spot between thigh and vag (mentioned already but one of my faves, great place to hang out and tease)
Calves....love love love shapely calves, great to start there and head north
And pretty much everywhere else except feet and anus..not my happy places.

And here's a helpful exhibit to guide the ladies to our special zones

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russbbj1595 reads

their reaction when you lightly kiss it, back of the neck too

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89Springer1549 reads

and I wind up getting my nose stuck in it.

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