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DrZoology 150 Reviews 4463 reads
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Provider's I've got to know...has a client ever walked through your door and was so ugly you just could not go through with it?

I know most ladies are able to put aside the physical attraction factor and place qualities like respect, kindness and generosity over how a client looks... but we are all human after all.

The politically correct answer is to say that a clients looks are inconsequential...but there surely has to be a limit to that...

-- Modified on 3/19/2023 6:26:16 PM

WIMissScarlet See my TER Reviews 55 reads
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2 / 53

In my mind I find personality attractiveness much more important than physical attractiveness. The only "ugliness" that would cause me to cut a date short would be someone who was being rude, inappropriate, very poor hygiene or aggressive. I screen all of my clientele so I have a general idea of what they are going to look like but no, I have never not gone through with a date because I did not find them physically attractive.

inicky46 61 Reviews 59 reads
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3 / 53

He has claimed many times to be butt ugly and yet he also claims he gets Sugar Babies.  
It's hard to believe...

ladywhistledown See my TER Reviews 61 reads
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4 / 53

It honestly hasn't happened to me yet. In my personal life looks have also never been the most important factor to me anyway. Treatment and personality are really important. Bottom line I see what I do almost as a form of therapy to a lot of people who are often limited in some way; whether the limitation is time to devote to a partner or disability or some other issue. I don't factor looks into my judgment because providing a space where a client can feel comfortable without being judged for their looks or superficial traits is exactly what I am here for. I never want a client to feel the same kinds of pressures they feel in the outside world.  

That being said, HYGIENE is everything. I have walked into a few dates where the hygiene of the client was so bad that I had to try and find a way not to be too intimate. So I guess the message here is fellas please be CLEAN lol.

CurlyW-NatsFan 60 reads
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5 / 53

there are folks who are beyond just  unattractive with all kinds of physical deformities that want to partake in the hobby.   Deformities could be a result of genetics, accident, disease etc...  I am sure there area hookers who can go through with it and those who have a a limit that they can endure.. Hookers are people too.... LOL.  

 
You are going to need a group of hookers with high degree of self awareness and confidence to be able to answer that question honestly - a quality that the current herd of hookers bracing the board just doesn't possess.

-- Modified on 3/19/2023 7:43:45 PM

3579655 3 Reviews 59 reads
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Elephant_Man_(film)

Boobsman100 20 Reviews 98 reads
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7 / 53

If he is ugly and cheap then that is a double whammy , but if the money is good he will probably  be treated like a king.
Maybe he is one a those guys who likes to be blindfolded 😁.

MasterZen 33 Reviews 56 reads
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8 / 53

my Mom had to tie a pork chop around my neck to get the dog to play with me as a child.  

 
Just sayin'.

QueenBia See my TER Reviews 60 reads
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9 / 53
impposter 49 Reviews 79 reads
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lester_prairie 12 Reviews 60 reads
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11 / 53

My butt was kind of cute but now it's old and wrinkled.

WIMissScarlet See my TER Reviews 53 reads
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12 / 53

Sex work is a business. If I "rejected" my clientele according to whom I did not find physically attractive I would not be seeing 90% + of my clients. I am not sure how I can be more self aware and confident with the honestly here.  

The only gents I am ever still kicking myself for seeing are those that stunk up the room so much I had to wash all my bedding and febreeze the entire room as well as the few with such over inflated rude and off putting personalities that I could not keep my eyes off the clock praying that hour would be done soon.  

Clean, polite, good personality, sends all requested info, easy booking, doesn't try to bend the rules but is still very physically unattractive? SIGN ME UP. I will book with them all day every day. And so will the vast majority of all sex workers.  

Again, this is a business. This is not the same as civilian dating. Big difference.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 56 reads
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13 / 53

one hundred dollar bill never ages.  

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 50 reads
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14 / 53

money more than they dislike an unattractive guy.  I had one provider tell me (and I hope this is not a "trade secret") that when she finds a customer repulsive-looking, she tells him the only position that really gets her aroused and makes her cum is doggy, and the guys will usually jump at the opportunity.  The real reason is because she doesn't have to look at him and can think about someone more attractive while he's fucking her.

DrZoology 150 Reviews 63 reads
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15 / 53

I can definitely believe that. I also think that ladies always say "doggie is my favorite position"  because they know most guys generally cum faster in this position, so it's a way to get the sex over with as quickly as possible....

lester_prairie 12 Reviews 55 reads
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16 / 53

I certainly find some women repulsively ugly, I must admit. Obviously I'm not much in the looks department either. But I'm reminded of the Jack Benny bit, a notorious tightwad, where he is accosted by a robber demanding his money or his life. There's a pause, and the robber again repeats, "You're money or your life!" Annoyed Benny replies, "I'm thinking, I'm thinking."
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So if some repulsively ugly woman offers to pay ME for sex, I'm thinking, I'm thinking!

GeorgeSpelviniii 226 Reviews 62 reads
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17 / 53

You get no respect!   What a crowd....

Posted By: MasterZen
Re: I might be that ugly and gross...
my Mom had to tie a pork chop around my neck to get the dog to play with me as a child.  
   
   
 Just sayin'.

mrfisher 112 Reviews 71 reads
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18 / 53

Sadly, I couldn't find the version done on TV.   It was even better.

 
The robber, by the way, is Mel Blanc.

 
This joke it is said had the longest audience laugh of any on air joke as of that date.

Boobsman100 20 Reviews 55 reads
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19 / 53

All you ladies deserve all the respect in the world. The different  characters  you encountered  , and there  are some strange ones out there  ,and that's not even scratching the surface..

Being stinky is actually  a fetish  for some - sick puppies in my opinion.

sexystephie See my TER Reviews 63 reads
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20 / 53

Kinda funny that you are one of the " kingpins " here when you don't even like the ladies. You have such a low opinion of us. Just like w any job there are good and bad. And many of us have hearts of gold and alot more just aren't jerks. So saying we haven't had that experience is very believable. So here is my "honest" answer I hadn't run across anyone that ugly but I think I just did.

TurbayVeronica See my TER Reviews 54 reads
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21 / 53

I really only care about how safe they made me feel, that they screened easy and I dont have to feel like pulling teeth. Show up on time and they are clean.  
Isn't much to ask

anony3274931 66 reads
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22 / 53

A provider told me a story of a client. I don’t know apparently when I see providers they tell me about their fucked up clients. Why ? I don’t fucking know. Since I especially think it’s annoying a provider complains to me about previous clients. Red flag for me anymore So then I’m checking am I doing that!?  

Lol the story I still laugh. Spent two days with this chick. Her two day rates were reasonable she was freaky all good. Wouldn’t do ATM but whatever . Pillow talk the second day as I’m getting tapped. She  started on about this client who she seen a lot of times. Apparently, she decided to name him the mad shitter. So immediately I’m thinking man what are you going to tell clients about me. She goes on that she would do overnights with this guy and late at night he would get up and shit storm the bathroom and wake her up. This chick bitched for about twenty minutes about it. Apparently one time she seen a laxative in his luggage. She confronted him and he was like I use it to lose weight. It’s a thing I didn’t know. So now I’m already not liking her for picking on previous clients. Don’t do that if you got class ladies.

Who knows what sets them off. She seen him for years because he paid. The way she described him she fucken hated him. The sweetest petite thing had that going on.

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Jiji.love See my TER Reviews 60 reads
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23 / 53

Dr. Benjamin will turn him into a Tom Cruise 😆

CurlyW-NatsFan 53 reads
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25 / 53

You are new here and you are an exception to the rule as far as being honest and forthright.  I also follow you on Twitter and enjoy your witty posts..  

 
There are folks on the board (especially women and some wimpy men) that I have been bickering with for years now..

1545910 See my TER Reviews 59 reads
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26 / 53

I’m agree with you. Sometimes you can see a client no to physical attractive but sometimes their make a mayor effort and are more nicer and respectful compared with those that are good looking. To me is more important how you (the client) be with me than other stuff like if he is a good looking or not.

DrZoology 150 Reviews 79 reads
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27 / 53

Difference being that we men cannot fake sexual arousal, women can.

Susanne See my TER Reviews 52 reads
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29 / 53

Can be too cheap!

holystonethedeck 91 Reviews 52 reads
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30 / 53

You mean ugly guys can be too cheap???

NewbieOne 51 reads
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31 / 53

I know fat is ugly.. but you can also be fat and handsome. So ladies is thier a too fat ?

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 61 reads
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CurlyW-NatsFan 41 reads
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Posted By: NewbieOne
Re: how about too fat?
I know fat is ugly.. but you can also be fat and handsome. So ladies is thier a too fat ?
"their" Really?  

 
Are you deliberately trying to anger Conan ?

inicky46 61 Reviews 56 reads
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WIMissScarlet See my TER Reviews 61 reads
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You guys are really stuck on the handsome part. Again, we don't care. Too fat? Obesity comes with many issues besides just the attraction department. Men that are overweight often have ED issues, high blood pressure, cholesterol, diabetes,  become winded very quickly, are often tired because they have sleep apnea, and can at times have issues reaching all the nooks and crannies to be squeaky clean for a visit. It can also make positions very limited during the date. If you are trying to lose weight I can tell you I have a client that lost 150+ pounds by seeing a dietician and also doing about 30 min a day of exercise. He feels amazing, says he has so much energy, and of course wishes he would have done it sooner. (He is in his mid 50s and lost all the weight about 3 years ago.) And yes, I will say I enjoy our sessions so much more just because there are so many more things we can do now (in and out of the bedroom!) Being chubby will not prevent a provider from seeing you, but the positives of losing weight will be astronomical in and out of the bedroom.

CurlyW-NatsFan 54 reads
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36 / 53

Yes, that missed call was from me.. LOL.

MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 60 reads
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37 / 53

can do just that. Just saying...

Steph

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 68 reads
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38 / 53

works as a male escort from time to time, and according to him, you are generally correct, but the workaround is a dose of trimix.  It doesn't matter what is going on with his head or his gag reflex, he gets a 90-minute boner to get the job done.

Once-Is-Not-Enough 59 reads
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39 / 53

ASSHOLE who insulted you in his post, here!  Sometimes, I come across a lady's profile with all stellar reviews and then this one asshole, just one, posts something negative about her.  In doing so, unknowingly, that asshole says more about himself than the lady he reviewed.  Clearly he did, said, or was something objectionable to the provider and he did not leave the session happy with himself and chose to take it out on the lady, instead.  The other reviews were more than ample evidence the lady would be a good bet to visit and the hobbyist--not so much.

 
Just like the ASSHOLE who insulted you here, he too unknowingly, said much more about himself than about you.  Anyone who's feeble attempt to insult a lady on TER, would ring so hollow, clearly has an undeserved, high opinion of himself and believes the world is crazy and he is the only sane person on earth.

 
Sorry the asshole did not just silently stay in his hole, rather than reveal his classlessness nature to the TER community.

holystonethedeck 91 Reviews 49 reads
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Well said. There are many advantages to keeping in shape. Being overweight or obese is a huge problem in this country but it doesn't have to be.

Hpygolky 214 Reviews 56 reads
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I know you're hoping that when that door opens that whoever is there on the other side will be someone you can work with. It has to be on your mind. Yeah good hygiene is nice, respectability goes a long way we get all that but seriously...C'mon now.

-- Modified on 3/29/2023 8:53:26 PM

impposter 49 Reviews 73 reads
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I posted this link, above, but without describing it. It's the prostitute scene from Mask (the movie with Cher about her son with craniodiaphyseal dysplasia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mask_(1985_film)).
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Mask (1985) Prostitute scene:
"No shit."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kearXmroxUM

Posted By: Jiji.love
Re: No one is too ugly
Dr. Benjamin will turn him into a Tom Cruise 😆
There was also a prostitute scene in the movie Elephant Man  
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Elephant_Man_(film)  
which is based on the real life of Joseph Merrick  
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Merrick
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Cher and Rocky:

Kitty76 See my TER Reviews 59 reads
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To be 100% honest.......I don't care whether or not the guy looks ugly as long as he is paying good money. It's not like I am going to date him or marry him.

scoed 8 Reviews 56 reads
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I was seeing a lady new to this game. I was to be her first client. Her friend who was a provider i was a regular of set it up as I was a good client of hers. At the time I weighed 420 LB. And let's be honest I would not be a looker even if I was at ideal wiegh. Not only did she refuse me she was quite rude about it, calling my a fat fucker. She didn't last long.

mrfisher 112 Reviews 51 reads
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I recently relayed one of your most important tidbits of wisdom, i.e. that good family and friends can be more important than even good health, and related it to your own very visceral experience regarding same, mentioning you as a one time board contributor.

 
Now here you are again.   Welcome back.

 
I hope you stick around for a while.    This board could use you.

 
Maybe I can even get Mikey to start coming over again.

inicky46 61 Reviews 49 reads
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scoed 8 Reviews 53 reads
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Was it a post here? If so please link. I am glad I managed to 8mpart some wisdom. I was thinking about people here and stopped by. MP is a good guy. He is fun to be around. I  would post more but I am so moderated. Hard to hold a conversation with a huge random delay. I might be more active though. I recently introduced a young lady to the site. Hopefully she starts posting on the newbie board and learns how to play safe in this world. Street walking is the very opposite of safe.

VioletXMonroe See my TER Reviews 52 reads
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In all honesty, personality is HUGE for me and the biggest sexual turn on by far. I know people say that and it sounds fake, but it’s true. I will have a way more amazing time with the ugly guy with a great personality, then the hot guy who lacks personality.

mrfisher 112 Reviews 61 reads
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It may have even been in a phone call we had.

StinaValentine See my TER Reviews 53 reads
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I’ve seen gents with acid burns, nubs for arms and legs, severe psoriasis, goiters, morbid obesity, missing teeth, accident deformities, and rhynophyma. I couldn’t care less. If they’re making me feel good (and follow etiquette), I’m gonna have a good time.

impposter 49 Reviews 78 reads
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mrfisher's recent tribute to scoed and his enlightened worldview:
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/ter-general-board-12/i-likewise-believed-this-however-1007088

Posted By: mrfisher
Re: If so it is too long ago to find...
It may have even been in a phone call we had.

scoed 8 Reviews 44 reads
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It was a fun thread

impposter 49 Reviews 64 reads
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I posted, above, about a prostitute scene in the 1985 movie Mask with Cher.  
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mask_(1985_film)
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The film is based on a true story of a kid with craniodiaphyseal dysplasia (see the photo from the movie I posted, above) but I don't know if the prostitute scene was from real life or thrown in to make it a "better" movie. The real life kid had a tremendous and pleasant personality, had friends all over the place, was loved by his schoolmates and others.  
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In the prostitute scene (link to youtube movie clip posted above), she has no problem with him, either. The next day, when she leaves, she gives him a touching goodbye kiss on the cheek.

Posted By: VioletXMonroe
Re: Too ugly
In all honesty, personality is HUGE for me and the biggest sexual turn on by far. I know people say that and it sounds fake, but it’s true. I will have a way more amazing time with the ugly guy with a great personality, then the hot guy who lacks personality.

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