something fun to do  / fill in the blank  /  life is too short for ....  

...uncomfortable blowjobs.

Life is too short for seeing providers that only offer CBJs.

Life is too short for Asian dicks...

And yet, you did. LOL.

See providers who smell like ashtrays or unload full cans of air freshener right before you arrive to try to hide their smoking.

Yes, wrong agency. "Black Chicks with Big Asses".....I came up short.  

Booking dates with mediocre providers...

and I mos def needed that on a very sad day for me & the TS provider community.
life is too short for mooks asking if i can teach them how to suck tgirl cock (like i'm some kind of sucking sherpa

After 800+ Kgirls and about 150 indies, I have NEVER had a CBJ.  I always wondered why guys don't verify this through profile  or reviews before they go.

As for me, life is too short to fuck ugly, old or fat women or to drink cheap booze.

I hate guys that get an attitude with the prices that he is charged and the services that he receives. It's not like I can't get him off (Cause I can & quickly I may add)........It's just that he's a Cheap Mother Fucker. Guys give me a break.  

Amen to that!!!  Always have to air out my clothes for a couple of days.

to care and/or worry.  
Gimme the ugly, old or fat women (that I should have accepted for free when I was young and now it's too late but anyways) and cheap booze to drink.

Too Short
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEcvJrehadE

I went to check what you're talking about.  
I'm not all emotional and stuff.
But all my respects to all.