Another favorite is:

"No thugs"

What were you two doing, playing connect four?

 
I like it when the girls at Target call me sir.

May I drink it from your..

You know that and yourself ..

always does the trick for me.

Most embarrassing:  Are you in?

Most troublesome:  wrong hole!

Best rhetorical question:  How do you get so hard

...my skull is torqued to the proper specification...

As she was coming down from her O.

mind blowing i tell you!

"you got too many clothes on"

...see you at your proposed, discounted rate."

Nothing gets me hotter.

As she laid back on the bed...

...completely naked, this one gal spread her legs wide, looked at me and said "OK baby, come and get it." It was one of those turn on moments that got my cock harder than I thought possible. I still remember the episode vividly.  Ciao!

That was said to me by the hottest chick I've ever seen she was on all 4s giving me head. I was just stroking her back and hips gently being appreciative/overly gentlemanly  and she thought she should give me that advice. It was funny.

1. oh "my name" !

2. don't stop

3. want you to take me from behin

"Fuck me!