During an outcall session, there’s usually a moment where a good accommodating Provider will look at us poor johns and ask what we would like next.  

Even though Greek is prenegotiated, unless the provider takes the initiative,  I still chose my words carefully on that question and chart my course methodically to this service level (usually finger warmup with lube first during vag).  

However on this occasion, I guess the pool door wasn’t shut tightly and the wind blew it open... at which point my Vivint system in robotic female voice blurts out “BACKDOOR”. We both started laughing but problem solved.

I’m sure others have had genuinely funny moments we would love to hear. Lol.