It's not that Pineapple juice is healthy for you...it's the acidity of the juice reacting with your own body that ends up producing, how shall I say, more appealing oral experiences for your partner. Orange juice, hell..any citric juice..will produce pretty much the same desired results.
OF COURSE!! That's an easy request. Along the same lines as showering. But I hear that its more myth than real. But there are people who swear that the healthier the diet the less funk in the spunk. Someone said wheatgrass - that's some foul stuff, but for good head you could shoot a couple back.
It's not that Pineapple juice is healthy for you...it's the acidity of the juice reacting with your own body that ends up producing, how shall I say, more appealing oral experiences for your partner. Orange juice, hell..any citric juice..will produce pretty much the same desired results.
There is something inherently wrong with people who mix good whiskey (Makers Mark), with coke. By the time you add the coke, you might as well drink Old Taylor.
A provider once asked me to drink pineapple juice as an experiment. It did sweeten the taste a bit, so now I make this part of my normal pre-date routine.
So the fact that not one provider chimed in should give us a clue. Either a).they don't want to taste it. I mean really any girl every grab a wine goblet, swirl your essence around and critique it? or b). they know that what you drink wont effect the taste.
Let's have TER sponsor a pseudo-scientific study. We'll get 4 guys. Put them one the exact same diets for a week. Then alter their beverages for a week at a time after that. Week one: to their normal routine add a six-pack of Miller Highlife everyday for test stunt-hummer #1. Test Stunt-hummer #2 adds a gallon of Pineapple juice every day. And Test Stunt-hummer #3 gets two bottle of Mondavi Vintners Reserve 99 Cab everyday. The fourth guy adds nothing. Every day 4 girls each draw a "sample" from each guy. Week two it rotates and so on until each guy has been through all four phases. We'll have the girls rate for tang, sweet, salt etc... ANY VOLUNTEERS?
I actually have done something similar to that, as a "party game" at Swing Resorts. People have made bets on whether or not I could guess at least one thing that was eaten by that guy, that day. They would write their diet on a index card and then after they came, I would tell them my guess and then their card would be read. Some thought it was "Hocus Pokus" until I guessed theirs..Ha.!! I had about a 86% accuracy and really, the only times I had any trouble was when they had eaten a cassarole(sp?) stew, or something with tons of onions or garlic. Tastes just kind of get all rolled up together then. I know that almonds, peanut butter, celery, pineapple and mango juices do make the cum sweeter...IMHO...
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