Well I just spent some time with my regular girl, and thought I should post this review.

Appearance – 8
(Nice body with a bit of added cushioning.)

Performance – 3 Below average,
(Unfortunately this has become the norm lately.)

Attitude – clock watcher,
(It seemed clear I was keeping her from other things she would rather be doing.)

Atmosphere – very nice a homey place and very comfortable.

This is my regular girl who I have seen for some time.  She is older than her pictures but just what I had wanted.

We set up this time together after repeated cancellations over a three week period due to a wide variety of reasons, (Yes including headaches.)

I bought dinner and flowers to set the mood.  We talked a bit and that helped us both relax some.

We started with some light touching, well at least I did since she has lately not wanted to do that.  We did some great DFKing and I enjoyed the initial body rubbing.

Then I was informed that we should get on with the missionary approach, and that french was out, as were most other countries you can name.

It was all very businesslike with one pop allowed and that rushed because she had someplace to go.  I also know it will be some time before I will be able to be with her again.

One wonders why someone who is married would enter into this hobby but this is a review of my SO.

Great review - loved the "Twilight Zone"-style ending.

i feel your pain!
couldn't have said it better myself.

-jb

Let me start off by saying I don't want to make light of the situation.  I certainly can empathize with your predicament.

But here is an honest query: "How would someone rate this review if he do not have a SO?"

I guess the grass always looks greener on the other side

-- Modified on 7/17/2002 2:19:13 PM

I'll have to write up the one on W#2 going to sleep during daty, then awakening and saying: "Are you doing THAT again! After I took those gourmet cooking classes just for you!"
H "Dear, maybe you should sign up for some gourmet courtesan classes instead."
W: "We should only be doing this to have a baby soon, and YOU apparently do not want one."
H: "I'm just worried it might turn out like your uncle in the asylum."

Well!  Thought you might enjoy this ...

http://theeroticreview.com/msgBoard/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=1788&boardID=22&page=1


[PS:  I do apologize for the weblink. Some folks insist that funnies should be posted on the Erotic Humor Board LOL.]

-- Modified on 7/17/2002 4:36:13 PM

I think there was a quote about Roald Dahl that he really had the heart of a four-year old boy -- he kept it in a jar on his desk!

my SO won't even do the DFK part despite my obsessive oral hygiene! So I have to give her a "2" for performance.

Man, why do we put up with this? If it wasn't for the kids, I'd have fired this provider years ago. If I do that now she'll get everything I own and I'll won't have enough left to take somebody on a date to McDonalds.

Bitter? Yeah, 5 pints please. (English joke)

Her version, i'd sit up and beg and she'd roll over and go to sleep.