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johngaltnh 6 Reviews 123 reads
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There's a difference between "This lady is a hoot" and "Man would I like a nice long soak between her warm thighs." BIG difference.

Would I book her? No -- she's not my type. (My "type" construed broadly is mainly based on things she seems to lack. LOL)

But I see a dose of MacDaddy there -- only not as fresh and honest.

I see a tiny hint of MalevolentMadam there -- only not as smart or informed.

Then I see a huge mega-dose of "my shit don't stink" combined with a self-righteous sense of moral superiority to anything closely approximating a male.

That's a recipe for serious fun as long as it is *somebody else* who visits her.

TheCyclist1235 reads


Is there a hidden meaning in capitalizing "NOW" in both contexts?

Every time I this I have to laugh, the contrast is just too much.

I hate to pick on this lady, but putting both points on the same page is just to much.

Maybe some here can explain the differences in the 2 situations, but to me what's good for the goose is good for the gander.

Related Link: Julia's blog

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johngaltnh186 reads

I think her terminology is a bit less than appropriate; but I find her intriguing.

I actually liked her response to the guy. LOL

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Pamprin_Distributor175 reads

What I see is a provider who is loose with private information.
What do you think she would write if you canceled on her? Even worse yet, wrote an unflattering review.
Some providers have not quite figured out that hobbyists sometimes read their blogs while researching.
Only a blind man would like what he is seeing.

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johngaltnh124 reads

There's a difference between "This lady is a hoot" and "Man would I like a nice long soak between her warm thighs." BIG difference.

Would I book her? No -- she's not my type. (My "type" construed broadly is mainly based on things she seems to lack. LOL)

But I see a dose of MacDaddy there -- only not as fresh and honest.

I see a tiny hint of MalevolentMadam there -- only not as smart or informed.

Then I see a huge mega-dose of "my shit don't stink" combined with a self-righteous sense of moral superiority to anything closely approximating a male.

That's a recipe for serious fun as long as it is *somebody else* who visits her.

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SinsOfTheFlesh86 reads

Looks like you could use a dose.

What private information? An e-mail with absolutely no identifiying information? Yes, the poor dumb schmuck might recognize himself if he were to read her blog, but what about the rest of us? Gimme a break buddy. Let the idiot read her blog. Maybe he'll figure out why he has such a hard time getting a date.

Do you have any idea how many of these kind of contacts we get? Only a dozen a week or more. Sometimes ya just gotta laugh. And sometimes, you just can't help but share the really good ones with others. So sue us.

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Pamprin_Distributor71 reads

For the needy among us ;)
Don't worry. I don't sue those who are indigent and cannot be garnished.

Do you really get a dozen emails a week?  

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SinsOfTheFlesh78 reads

Between e-mails, and phone calls? Yeah, about that.

At 2 am this morning my phone rang. The voicemail I deleted this morning was hilarious, but I won't try to paraphrase it here. I'm pretty sure he was an entire linen closest to the wind.

At 11:20 am, I got a call, he asked where I was located, I gave him the area of town I live in. He was quiet for a moment (estimating drive time from his location to mine). Then he said "I can be there in about 20 minutes, I'll call you when I get close". What do you suggest I say? Should I list for him all the reasons why I won't take his call ever again? I couldn't help myself, I laughed and said "No that's ok, you don't need to call back".

Then there are the e-mails....

got this one this morning "would you like to make a appointment with you 9-10-09 e mail me if you are interested"

That's it. No name, no screening information, no time indicated, nothing. Should I reply or not?  I didn't. Chances are, if I try to ask him for screening information, I will either not get a response at all, or I will get excuses. Either way, its just a waste of my time.

So YES, actually, we DO get frequent contacts of ALL manner. The ones I just shared are pretty run of the mill, but some of them are so amusing, that we just can't help ourselves. We just gotta share em. I usually grace the ladies with the better ones on the provider's board. We like to share that way. The lady who is the subject of this thread chose to share hers more publically. That's her choice.

PS. Almost forgot, I got a text message yesterday that simply said "do u bbfs?" Needless to say, I didn't respond to that one either :)

Welcome to our world.

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Puck165 reads

What an arrogant, self-absorbed snide little.....

Other than that, swell blog.

-- Modified on 9/8/2009 10:23:37 AM

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johngaltnh124 reads

Maybe it's because I've seen so much of MacDaddy and MM lately, but this lady seems rather charming.

It seems she has some wit, spunk and humor to her.

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GaGambler75 reads

Just what do you find charming about calling a potential client a "jag off" or an "ass hole"? I don't find her or her comments particularly charming myself.

Maybe you have been spending too much time with the likes of Macdaddy and the equally ill tempered MalevolentMadam? You have shown an incredible lack of backbone in your posts of late. What's up with that? Have these bitter hags turned you into milqetoast? Or do you just consider them to be so intellectually inferior that you are just having fun with them? I certainly hope it's the latter. I kind of like you, but sometimes it appears that you really need to grow a spine.

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johngaltnh58 reads

This lady is obviously an insufferable bitch. I'll call an ace an ace. But its her bitchiness that makes her funny.

You know I've cut lose pretty hard on the MM and MacDaddy.

The thing that's funny about this particular lady is imagining the kind of repeat clients she claims to have. These guys HAVE to be really useless.

It's nice that she admits to being an alcoholic. Slick marketing, that.

I'd never book such a bitch with no redeeming qualities. She looks as old as my father, probably has an IQ of only about 120, has a personality utterly non-conducive to sex and seems to get off on being abusive.

But I laugh like hell at the thought of the poor saps who actually see her more than once.

Naw -- I'd never book MacDaddy; though I like her in a sort of "you REALLY need to get out of the business for your own wellbeing" sort of way.

Malevolent Madam though ... well, maybe I'd book her. There's just something about a lady who knows philosophy. Like Shakespeare? Taming of the Shrew? It's that kind of thing. "Kiss me Kate!" I think I could stand an hour in a room with her and probably enjoy it as long as she left the whips and chains at home because I'm not a sub.

:-)

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keystonekid114 reads

Her blog is about trying to see one more guy before she checks out of the hotel.  Apparently she wanted to see a previous client since she says she does not take last minute appointments.

Go figure.

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Bostonguy57149 reads

It looks to me like the first paragraph was an email sent to her by a guy requesting a last-minute date and the second was her response to the guy.

Not really seeing any humor...

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Cherry_Girl121 reads

Well she did look older, maybe it was a hot flash problem. Or maybe she had a really bad situation with a guy who was in town for the races?
Her reaction was a bit uncalled for. A simple, I'm sorry but I can't make it over there right ow, seemed a bit more appropriate. Hell, I get guys requesting last minute all the time, I don't do last minute usually (unless I'm ready to go and don't have anything to do that minute), but I don't cuss them out for it. It makes you wonder how her over all attitude is

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johngaltnh114 reads

Some of them are funny as hell -- and colorful too. I can just imagine this lady saying some of the things she writes. Hopefully not to me, though. :-)

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xxmeowbabyxx126 reads

...she was quoting an email she got from a guy wanting a last minute appt.  She was being sarcastic when she said 'I got your NOW for you, ass hole.'.

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AlexandraMilw94 reads

was funny and sarcastic... Now I do not feel she needed to put up the info or exchange of conversation on there (Privacy issues)  There was other ways of saying how she felt...

I could write a book on people in life (personal or business) that irk the crap out of me... However I prefer to be more positive and contructive especially since over 98% of people were nice and considerate to me.  I have my moments with certain people over the phone or emails where they did not get to see me, because of their behavior.  I can be "colorful" if need be... lol.  It does me no good to see negatives, I miss the other 98% positives.  

Truth be told, we all have "zingers" when treated badly... I love some of the ones that pop out of my mouth.  I can be quite entertaining ROTFLMAO.  I just try to be a good person (98% of the time)

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johngaltnh85 reads

... can sometimes be another person's nightmare; depending upon the context of their life experiences with which others might not be familiar.

I think ladies and gents who have little misunderstandings about what is humorous can often benefit from just getting together and screwing madly. That usually puts things right. ;-)

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Cherry_Girl77 reads

But a person has to be able to judge when it's appropriate to talk smack. Whether everyone likes to admit it or not, this is a business. On my personal blogs, on various sites that have nothing to do with this part of my life, I am very hard on people concerning how they act and how they treat me. I'm a complete smart ass and have purposely pissed some people off. But that's my personal life. This is my bread and butter, unless someone somes right out and says something totally nasty that effects my life, I bite my tongue and move on.
Her blog equates to you sitting in a board meeting that was called last minute, so you look at your boss and say "could have givien me more notice asshole!", do you think you would have a job after that?

Yes there are men who do things that piss us off, but you have to let it go. If you need to vent, blog, but don't post it. Or do what I did. I had a problem with someone on one of the threads, so I sent him a PM, we discussed it and now everything is fine. No need for public drama.

I thought sex was suppose to be a happy thing

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Puck68 reads

It is hardly a way to drum up business.

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Bostonguy5780 reads

Most people just aren't as funny as they seem to think they are...

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ritchie71 reads

She comes off as arrogant and has a her shit doesn't smell attitude.

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