The alphabet proposed by George Bernard Shaw? He suggested that "fish" should be spelled "ghoti":
The gh in enough
the o in women
the ti in action.
What are some of the most common peeves in this hobby?! For me, it is when the door opens, am I in for a surprise.... has happened! Also, the statements of other hobbiests - I came 29,000 times, in the first 2 min and then we... come on, if that happened in an overnight, maybe, but in a 1 h session....??? Possible but likely?
So what are the pet peeves...?
...I don't have any peeves. I LOVE this hobby!!!!
Ladies, I'm Lex, Lex Luethor...limp as a noodle and easily pleased...
I like to slurp and suck my pasta down.......... 
10
Email replies that ignore innocuous questions (i.e., what city are you in)
9
Twenty or more pounds that miraculously appear between photography and date
8
Reviewers who get pride involved with their writing
7
That creepy hotel in WLA where the agencies book their girls
6
Smoke smell on the clothes or anywhere else
5
High-volume girls who DFK --- ewe!
4
High-volume girls who anal DFK (OK, I just barfed in my mouth a little)
3
The no-show with late notice
2
The no-show with no notice
1
Pussy smells like dick
(barf now dripping from ceiling)
No-shows, of course, is my biggest pet peeve.
Another pet peeve is when reviewers are insensitive about describing an escort's appearance. The classic case would be where the escort is described as "baby fat" on her TER profile, has several clear pictures of herself on her website, and the reviewer takes half of a paragraph to bash her appearance.
My biggest pet peeve is people not spelling right. How hard is it to type and spell these words out?? Not that hard, I just did it!! I urge ALL Hobbyists to take the time to spell their words right and make their thoughts comprehendible.
How ironic! The word is "comprehensible" not "comprehendble"
skyoooze me, it is standard English, so the irony here is that.....
Capable of being comprehended or understood
- comprehensible
See also: accessible, apprehensible, approachable, clear, explicable, fathomable, graspable, intelligible, perceivable, understandable
Actually, the word was used correctly.
But it sure looked like he was proud is was spelled correctly!
and you were right and I was wrong. Although I must say that I never have heard this form of "comprehend" used before. As I always say to my kids, "you learn something new every day."
The alphabet proposed by George Bernard Shaw? He suggested that "fish" should be spelled "ghoti":
The gh in enough
the o in women
the ti in action.
i agree. their is nothing more worse than pour spelling or bad gramar
#1 Pet Peeve, is a girl now showing up that looks like she should. Why in the world do I want to pay for a women, that is fat and or unattractive? Not only do I not have to pay for this type of women, I don't even want to have sex with this type of women for free.
#2 Pet Peeve, a providor that trys to finish the session in 20 minutes. I like at least 20 minutes of oral before intercourse. I think this is reasonable.
But if she looks like Peeve No 1, shouldn't you be glad of Peeve No 2???
You have just invited him to expand on his original post, now we're in for it.
1) No shows.
2) Hustling for tips. The fee should be all inclusive, no matter what it is. Tips should be at your discretion.
Have I offended you some how? I'm sure providors have many more pet peeves, and rightfully so.
Pompus know-it-all jerks
and---Thoses that complain about spelling and grammer. No queen of it myself but "Last time I checked, Spelling and grammer were not on the IQ Test". I uses spell check myself but it really does not catch everything.
Bad spelling and bad grammar are two of my biggest pet peeves. Bad spelling not only applies to common words that are mispelled, but also words like you that are instead spelled "u" and words that are just mistyped and could be corrected if the sender would proof read their message.
if u cant take the time to type it out and spell em write y shud i take the time to spend time wiht you?
I can still say the alphabet wile licking a clit. Bet you cannot do it as good as I can.
Edujemicate yourself in the school of Hard Cocks
Netti, where do you get this stuff? It's like you spend hours each day researching the periphery of your profession. Oh, sorry.... I forgot to whom I was speaking.
...so you know, with certainty, that I didn't pee on it.
whiners in general, whiner chiselers and chisler whiners, followed by snivelers with sob stories, then bored blobs, then temper tantrum throwers, histrionic psychodramatists, alternative reality dwellers, those that leave their things lying around all over the room, enema bags hanging from the bar over the bathtub, plates of chicken liver half eaten on the end table, other clients passed out and snoring under the bed, candles that have melted into the tabletop, radios tuned to crap radio stations, glass eye falling out during the session, ludicrous reviews written from mental hospitals, kung fu master boyfriends who are former special forces snipers, finding out she moonlights as a drug courier and the FBI has the place staked out, video cameras hidden in hollowed out grapefruits, ambiguous stains on the bedding, pats of butter stuck in her hair, an open can of crisco with an electric toothbrush stuck in it....
This sounds suspiciously like my final year at university.
Were you hiding under the sofa?
3. implants, botox, anything fake.
2. 10 years older than review info
1. arrests, black books
a 1953 comemrative stamp whose grade and condition are not mint when they said it was gonna be...
wait...
I'm sorry.
Which hobby were you talking about?
I'm not sure 40 Watt would agree, given his list, but grrrrrr!
Guys that whine and moan about the girl's looks, yet they still spend the time with them. They were not holding a gun to your head, so why not just leave?
Spelling and grammar errors do sometimes turn me off, but it is not because it makes a person look unintelligent. For me, I know that I usually re-read an e-mail or post before I send it off. So, if someone makes obvious and frequent errors, it gives me the impression that they are unthoughtful or not really that interested. It's similar to someone writing in all caps or sending an e-mail with a total of 6 words in it.
I'm always impressed when a person uses punctuation, complete sentences, paragraphs, and/or offers needed information without being asked.
YMMV, but there are things you can do to improve it if your ego doesn't get in the way! {grins}
Bizzaro like kelly;21!@ she nice...lik her cause she lok for edjukated duds lik me. but sometimew when I tipe the words do not kom our right. caus i in a hurryto git back with my replay... so i sorry nto to be gut wid da typewriting park of my kumputer.... it a dell.... Kelly if i ever in your nek fo thw woods... i would love to meet u.
just say what you mean?