I had a vasectomy years ago to stop the miracle of conception from occurring while I carelessly spray my man-juice into every and any girl I can con/manipulate/pay/or otherwise coerce into catching my pitches...
I've been playing the odds against catching something incurable for 25+ years, and so far I've never ended up with anything that a few rounds of antibiotics can't bring me back from... But I've been riding motorcycle without a helmet for longer than that too... When it's my time to go, it'll be my time to go.
Luke 9:24 "For whoever would save his life will lose it, but whoever loses his life for my sake will save it."
Which would you recommend for someone average sized that wanted to try Kimono, the Kimono MicroThin Large® Condom maybe? (Maybe brilliant marketing, so users can claim they need 'large sizes'?!)
Ok so maybe that was not the most professional thing to say but as a provider I can only be myself that's the Beauty of Unique right? But when it don't fit you must acquit. Ok I'm done but I just had to show my true colors one time.
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