I did a little research and found this self-help direction book for doggie style sex. I believe all fellow hobbyists would greatly benefit, if they would carefully read and study this useful guide.

PICTORIAL GUIDE TO DOGGIE STYLE SEX FOR IDIOTS

1. Ask the recipient (i.e. the provider) to assume the position illustrated below. An alternative to this is to position herself on a bed on all fours. See Chapter 1 Appendix for illustrative example.

Please note: The use of a boat or hotel room incall is normally left to the discretion of the provider and your prices may vary based on the locale.)

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As mentioned in Chapter 1, the alternative position as suggested is pictured below for simplicity purposes.

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2. Upon completion of step one, go to this side ...

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3. Upon careful completion of step two, put on the little cap and though your view may vary ... take a brief moment to enjoy it.

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4. Having taken a moment, carefully note where to insert your little thingy as indicated by the provider in the picture ...

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5. AND FINALLY .... BANG AWAY!!!!


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DISCLAIMER
Please note this guide should in no way be construed as a travel guide to Greece. That subject will be covered in our IDIOT'S PICTORIAL GUIDE FOR HOBBYIST's TRAVELING TO GREECE to be published at a future date.


ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Our appreciation is extended once again to Cherry Bush the talented photographer who contributed the pictures used in this complex, but thorough, self-help manual.

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Anyone who can be that convincing in their message deserves my vote!

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I tried doggy ONCE with an old girlfriend at her suggestion.  NEVER AGAIN!!  Her dog started howling and trying to bite me, she was screaming (even though it was her idea), and the cops were called.

Almost as terrifying as the time another ex-girlfriend wanted me to do a missionary.

someone would have to spend a lot close personal of time with my photography staff to make sure they understand how DATY is performed and can then properly photograph the steps in the process.

Creating and Idiot's Guide is hard work and it will require someone very skilled in the art of DATY to instruct them to assure at the climax of their project ... we are then able to produce an excellent and easily understood guide.

Remember, we are dealing with idiots here.

Any volunteers?

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You are the Man!!  Thanks for the 'colorful' posts, always a treat.

Me...I'll take one for the team so to speak...I love doing research!!!

and the money it could cost you.

Just remember.. 99% if not 100% of the images you are posting are copyrighted by someone. Your posting of them can in some cases cost you alot of money or get TER sued.

Yes, the ladies here dont like their pictures being used by others to get business and guys post that the image(s) they saw on an ad, wasnt the lady that showed up or opened the door...

Please.. be careful of whose work you post...

Just because you saw it on the internet, dosent mean it is OK to post it again.

just my 1.5 cents worth YMMV

ramming she's gonna get will push her into the wall!

Doggie Style at my house is when I sit up and beg,

and my wife rolls over and plays dead.

Why do you think I hobby?!

When can I come over?